To: SamAdams76
2 posted on
01/03/2021 12:32:06 PM PST by
moovova
To: SamAdams76
Blessed are the cheesemakers...
To: SamAdams76
My first High School memory back in the early 60s was some kid, a virtual stranger, coming up to me and asking to borrow a dime (it was just before lunch period and I didn’t want him to go without a slice of pie from the cafeteria) I said sure, handed him the dime, and he handed me a folded up piece of paper: I opened it and it said : Thanks! Your ten cents has helped buy a bullet for the Swiss Army to shoot holes in Swiss Cheese!-—this really pissed me off, the kid didn’t give it back, but ran off giggling.
To: SamAdams76
Love dat swiss cheese! Hot ham with baby swiss...yum!
5 posted on
01/03/2021 12:36:51 PM PST by
W.
(And now, more beer, and Les Nessman!)
To: SamAdams76
I note that in the Monty Python “Cheese Shop” sketch the one cheese he doesn’t ask for is Swiss.
6 posted on
01/03/2021 12:40:20 PM PST by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: SamAdams76
This article is poorly written.
It has more holes than Swiss Cheese.
7 posted on
01/03/2021 12:40:42 PM PST by
Meatspace
To: SamAdams76
I always wanted to try the maggot cheese from Nicaragua that Andrew Zimmern ate. (the weird food guy.)
9 posted on
01/03/2021 12:44:37 PM PST by
dynachrome
( “The people have spoken . . . and they must be punished.” Ed Koch)
To: SamAdams76
"One snaps branches from a nearby tree while others empty milk from crude hide bladders into a small wooden bucket. One pine branch becomes a spit to hold the bucket, the other branch a stirring rod. They stir the curds and nod approvingly to one another at the smell. They are making Swiss cheese . . . "
And how do they know this? Did they find video?
To: SamAdams76
thats humanity for ya
nodding at making stuff that often turns out to smell close to feet
(i love many cheeses)
11 posted on
01/03/2021 12:47:30 PM PST by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: SamAdams76
Who’s idea was it to put the holes in there?
To: SamAdams76
Glad to hear that the Cheese Union tyranny has finally ended.
14 posted on
01/03/2021 12:53:04 PM PST by
smokingfrog
( sleep with one eye open (<o> --- )
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15 posted on
01/03/2021 12:53:19 PM PST by
TianaHighrider
(God bless President Trump. Prayers for PDJT and his loyal supporters.)
To: SamAdams76
If it aint limburger, it aint cheeze
17 posted on
01/03/2021 12:54:38 PM PST by
Bob434
To: SamAdams76
who was the first person to cut the cheese?...
19 posted on
01/03/2021 12:57:13 PM PST by
heavy metal
(your reward will be in heaven not on your paycheck...)
To: SamAdams76
How can anyone govern a nation that has 246 different kinds of cheese?
Charles de Gaulle.
22 posted on
01/03/2021 1:06:09 PM PST by
Fungi
To: SamAdams76
Back in the 1970s, bumming around Switzerland, my wife and I were overwhelmed in the fromagerie? (magician de fromage? Käsegeschäft?).
There was one highly suspicious specimen wrapped in leaves. I told my wife: "They probably found this in the woods somewhere and said: "Let's stick this in the store. Some American will come along and buy it!"
23 posted on
01/03/2021 1:09:50 PM PST by
Savage Beast
(Donald Trump: An honest man in a world gone mad. God save us! May truth prevail!)
To: SamAdams76
Swiss cheese is good, but my favorite is Jarlsberg. It’s what Swiss cheese wants to be when it grows up. Slice off a hunk at room temp and nothing is better.
25 posted on
01/03/2021 1:32:15 PM PST by
Paleo Pete
(What this country needs is more unemployed politicians.)
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