I am likely one of the few persons to see not one but two Bigfoot feet. I absolutely guarantee they were feet.
A few weeks before graduation from college, a bunch of us met at the lake near town as we were spreading to the winds when the diploma was in hand. A buddy and I went to his pickup to get some stuff and from the bed he pulled out some odd rubber boots. On the bottom of the boots were some glued on big floppy feet about 18in long. The buddy was from Arkansas and told me that his daddy had a pair like them and ran around the mountains leaving Bigfoot tracks. He got a pair just like daddy's and took up the family tradition that was passed down.
Freddy took a job making solid rocket fuel at a plant in the Utah desert. Lots of mountains in Utah.
So they took pictures of the tracks but not of the bigfoot that made them. Anyone stupid enough to believe that is stupid enough to believe Biden won the election.
If it was hairy, it was just Rosie O’Donnell or Michael Moore trying to take the high ground against Trump.
Without hard proof such as blurry indistinct images of a distant subject, or out of focus unstable video of a distant subject I’m calling bull!
spotted in Colorado more than 100 times in recent years,
...and because everyone has a smartphone we now have hundreds of pictures and videos proving the existence of Bigfoot....oh...wait...
"He would have an enormous Squatchstucker!"
