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Chinese Spy Assigned To Date Eric Swalwell Begs To Be Sent To Labor Camp Instead
The Babylon Bee ^
| 12/15/20
| The Babylon Bee
Posted on 12/18/2020 1:03:15 PM PST by Pining_4_TX
Sources within the Chinese government confirmed today that the spy who was assigned to date Rep. Eric Swalwell and get information from him abruptly returned to China and begged to be sent to a labor camp instead.
"Please -- don't make me go back!" she begged after returning to China in 2015. "I'll do anything! I'll break rocks! I'll build a railroad! I'll -- I'll even make shoes for Nike! Just don't make me go back and date that man again!"
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TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: chinese; spy; swalwell
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To: Wayne07
Eek! I can see why she would rather go to a labor camp.
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12/18/2020 4:16:36 PM PST
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Pining_4_TX
("There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it." ~ Mencken)
To: dirtymac
Yeah, that’s true of a lot of websites. Too bad.
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12/18/2020 4:16:58 PM PST
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Pining_4_TX
("There is no idea so stupid that you can't find a professor who will believe it." ~ Mencken)
To: dirtymac
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12/19/2020 10:36:31 AM PST
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Chickensoup
(Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
To: dirtymac
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12/19/2020 10:36:36 AM PST
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Chickensoup
(Voter ID for 2020!! Leftists totalitarian fascists appear to be planning to eradicate conservatives)
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