Caught on camera! Chinese nationals constructing strange structure on U.S. soil!

Under my window | 12/16/20 | Me, Myself, and I

[EinNYC]

I happened to glance out my window to check on the progress of our share of the Nor'easter in Baltimore. In doing so, I obtained photographic evidence of 4 Chinese nationals constructing a strange structure right here on U.S. soil.

One of the males is a medical doctor completing a post-doc in statistical epidemiology. The other male is a Ph.D student in math. The women are completing Ph.D studies in other subjects. They were observed coordinating efforts to gather snow with a shovel and then fashion it into different-sized balls. They then placed the largest ball on the bottom, a slightly smaller ball on top of that, and the smallest ball of snow on the top. This activity was accompanied by a great deal of laughing.

Hmmm. Highly suspicious. But you can take comfort that I am on the job. I take my role in Homeland Security very seriously. A great deal more seriously than the government hacks in paid positions in that department.

[11th_VA]

Looks like a giant rice cake

[Vendome]

Give them some coal and carrots then douse that thing with gasoline and light it up.

Hand em some graham crackers and marshmallows and enjoy...

[A Navy Vet]

It’s a friggin snowman.

[Retrofitted]

Here they are, allowed to move about freely outside, building heaven-knows-what with cruel and insidious intent, while you, judging from the photo, are kept in a cage!

How is this happening in America to a loyal citizen?!?!

[Viking2002]

be sure you put the carrot in the top snow ball and not the bottom, or smomeone will dial 911. Aw, do it anyway.

[FatherofFive]

Is that some sort of a microwave grid on the widow?

[Kirkwood]

When Hogan’s Heroes did this, Major Hofstetter got snowed.

[Flick Lives]

Looks like a giant rice cake

You mean ice cake

[EinNYC]

Is that some sort of a microwave grid on the widow?

Naw, it's my window screen. In order to quickly capture this spontaneous event, I used the closest camera at hand--my phone. It doesn't do the fine focus job nearly as well as my actual cameras do.

[Verginius Rufus]

Looks very suspicious. Outwardly an innocent “hsuehjen” sculpture. But probably has a monitoring device hidden inside to keep tabs on activities in nearby buildings.

[drSteve78]

Sad to report, that you have been on lockdown so long and you are beginning to show signs of dementia......or at least an unhealthy Cabin Fever./s

[Right Wing Assault]

There is a 10 million dollars in there for you if you don't report the antenna they have built.

[Vendome]

Your latter idea is more appropriate these days...

[KarlInOhio]

It's all fun and games until someone brings out the magic hat and brings this snow-homunculus to life.

[Stentor]

It’s all fun and games until they pull their 95s out of the closet.

[redfreedom]

I’d say you are correct.

[CodeToad]

If you toss them some coal and a carrot, pay attention to what they do with it and report back!

[EinNYC]

Looks very suspicious. Outwardly an innocent “hsuehjen” sculpture. But probably has a monitoring device hidden inside to keep tabs on activities in nearby buildings.

Well, I guess we'll find out next week, as the temps are supposed to be in the 40s.

[xp38]

Vat is dis man doing here?!!