How to Gift Wine Without Looking Like Uncultured Swine

lifehacker ^ | 12/3/2020 | sam blum

[mylife]

Aww just get some Hiney...

[ifinnegan]

This sort of interest is foreign to me.

[mylife]

Just poking fun at wine snobs...

[Dr. Sivana]

But what about those of us who ARE uncultured swine?

[BipolarBob]

What have you got against uncultured swine???
#UnculturedSwineLivesMatters

[freebilly]

One of my sons is an award winning winemaker up in... Idaho!

I worked in the CA wine industry when he was little and he grew up around a couple of wineries. He’s putting his college Biology degree to good use....

[mylife]

I love our porcine friends.. with some home made dago red.

[cuban leaf]

My taste in wine is simple. My favorites, depending on the food and situation are either a good IPA or a good Scotch.

[mylife]

Idaho seems like an odd spot, but hey my old submarine sail is there... so what the hell...

[Ken H]

Just ask that little old winemaker.

[mylife]

;)

[Robert A Cook PE]

Hmmmmn.

Laz would hit it. Regardless of vintage year. But Mogan-David 20/20 is always popular, even in an off-year for grapes.

[CodeToad]

“But what about those of us who ARE uncultured swine?”

Seems the culture snobs are complaining about wine snobs while insulting swine.

[Robert A Cook PE]

Ah, but after MD 20/20, a good, chilled, light sweet zinfandel direct from the Central Valley tanker truck can never be beat! Right? 8<)

[Seruzawa]

The subject of wines is full of a ton of hooey. Find wines that taste good to you and ignore all the arrogant BS. All this wine tasting BS is just an attempt to make getting hammered a respectable pastime.

[Larry Lucido]

[Augie]

What kind of pompous twit drinks wine with slider oysters?

[Rio]

Only UN-OPENED boxes

[Dr. Sivana]

Back in my college days, the local convenience store in Front Royal, Virginia could address any need with three choices: Red Rocket, White Rocket, and Old Mister Mack.

[Cecily]

Some more good choices.