[SkyDancer]

Danger: Everyone who drinks water eventually dies.

[Songcraft]

"Danger: Everyone who drinks water eventually dies."

Yes, and scientific studies will show us why...

       "Can Drinking Too Much Water Be Fatal? Know the Facts"

       "Strange but True: Drinking Too Much Water Can Kill"

(I saw your funny post, so I had to go look for some studies.   Sorry!)        :-)