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To: nickcarraway

Rubbing any feline’s belly is The World’s Stupidest Move if the cat doesn’t know you. It’s an instinctive vulnerable spot and you’ll get one helluva response if you’re not practically already married to the animal.


9 posted on 11/02/2020 7:03:54 PM PST by Viking2002 (When aliens fly past Earth, they probably lock their doors.)
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To: Viking2002
True, but I suspect scratching kitteh behind the ears and rubbing kitteh under the chin wouldn't have helped matters. Besides, everyone knows the best way to tame a wild cat is with a car.


13 posted on 11/02/2020 7:19:00 PM PST by DoodleBob (Gravity's waiting period is about 9.8 m/s^2)
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To: Viking2002

I rubbed a cougar’s belly once. It felt so squishy and I could actually feel stretch marks so I ignored her and asked the bartender for another drink.


29 posted on 11/02/2020 7:50:13 PM PST by sageburn
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To: Viking2002

We’ve had that would lay on its back and demand you rub his belly. When he was satisfied, he’d attack your hand, why? Because he was an a—h-—.


53 posted on 11/03/2020 12:48:55 AM PST by drop 50 and fire for effect ("Work relentlessly, accomplish much, remain in the background, and be more than you seem.")
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To: Viking2002; nickcarraway; Veto!
Yes...most cat owners know that a cat's belly is a sacrosanct place that must not be touched lest it blow the "fuze" and turns them into a hand-shredding monster!

I love this picture-he looks like he is ready to mow on my hand, but...it is all theater. He does forget once in a while with his claws, but it because he is an enthusiastic playmate.

57 posted on 11/03/2020 5:24:41 PM PST by rlmorel ("Leftism is the plaything of a society with too much time on its hands." - Candace Owens)
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