Yours would never work, HK. There’s too much in there that’s decipherable.
But you’re probably onto something. With a little more obfuscation and a few useless aphorisms it could work.
Stuff like, “You know this will work because birds are ONE with nature.”
Awww...
And I had such high hopes, too.
“’Cuz an ant can’t move a rubber tree plant...”