Yes, she’s quite full of herself. Maybe I would lose weight if I tried lying in the flowerbeds half the day and killing birds and small rodents.
“...lying in the flowerbeds half the day and killing birds and small rodents.”
See, now THAT is exactly the sort of thing you could imbue with a bit of creative enterprise, and develop into the next Big Celebrity Health Fad.
Half of Hollywood would have you under contract to be their Shrubbery Sniping Shaman; paying you in six figures to show them all the health-enhancing details.
What soil types work best to “ground” the naked celebrity body to Gaia’s life energy.
How sun and shade interplay with various health goals: weight loss, increased vigor, restoration of youth...
Begonias vs. Bougainvilla: Best Shrubs for Birding
Roses and Rhododendron: What Rodents Find Irresistible
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Put together a trendy, earthy program shot through with vague-ish mystic language and your great-grandchildren after you could enjoy the Trust fund.