A woman took a baby in to the doctor for an annual checkup, the doctor examined
the baby and remarked he appeared healthy and in good shape,
then he asked “is the baby breastfed?” The woman replied “yes”.
The doctor’s attention turned to the woman with concern and he asked her to
remove her blouse and bra. He examined her breasts squeezing, kneading,
and massaging all areas, he replied “your breasts are dry,
how could that baby be breast fed?” The woman replied
“oh, I’m the baby’s grandmother, but I sure am glad I brought him in today!”
The teenager went to the doctor for a check up. He took a stethoscope and listened to her chest. “Take big breaths” the doctor said
“What?”
Big breaths. Big breaths!
“Thankth. And I’m only Thithteen!”