The teenager went to the doctor for a check up. He took a stethoscope and listened to her chest. “Take big breaths” the doctor said
“What?”
Big breaths. Big breaths!
“Thankth. And I’m only Thithteen!”
An old man in his mid-seventies struggles to get up from the couch then starts
putting on his coat.
His wife, seeing the unexpected behaviour, asks, Where are you going?’
He replies, ‘I’m going to the doctor.’
She says, ‘Why, are you sick?’
He says, ‘Nope, I’m going to get me some of that Viagra stuff.’
Immediately the wife starts working and positioning herself to get out of
her rocker and begins to put on her coat.
He says, ‘Where the heck are you going’?
She answers, ‘I’m going to the doctor, too.’
He says, ‘Why, what do you need?’
She says, ‘If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing,
I’m getting a Tetanus shot