Posted on 10/09/2020 9:43:28 AM PDT by Colonial35
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”
Superb.
Joe Hiden may be that very bronze liberal.
We’ll find out on November 3.
Love it.....
A lady heard that her 94 year old grandfather had just passed away. She rushed to her grandmother’s side.
“Grandma, how did Grandpa die?”
“He died on Sunday morning while we were making love.”
“At your ages, you are still making love?”
“We only make love on Sunday mornings. We let the church bells set the pace. As they slowly ring ding......dong....ding.....dong, we make love. Your grandfather would still be alive if that darn ice cream truck hadn’t driven by.”
BOOKbump
LOL!
This is a great thread!
Thanks so much!
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