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****FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD*****

Posted on 10/09/2020 9:43:28 AM PDT by Colonial35

A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.” The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.” The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!”


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To: Colonial35

Superb.

Joe Hiden may be that very bronze liberal.

We’ll find out on November 3.


61 posted on 10/09/2020 1:27:50 PM PDT by karnage
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To: Colonial35

Love it.....


62 posted on 10/09/2020 2:05:22 PM PDT by Thank You Rush
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To: Colonial35

A lady heard that her 94 year old grandfather had just passed away. She rushed to her grandmother’s side.

“Grandma, how did Grandpa die?”

“He died on Sunday morning while we were making love.”

“At your ages, you are still making love?”

“We only make love on Sunday mornings. We let the church bells set the pace. As they slowly ring ding......dong....ding.....dong, we make love. Your grandfather would still be alive if that darn ice cream truck hadn’t driven by.”


63 posted on 10/09/2020 9:12:54 PM PDT by CFIIIMEIATP737
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BOOKbump


64 posted on 10/09/2020 9:53:42 PM PDT by S.O.S121.500 (Had ENOUGH Yet ? ........................ Enforce the Bill of Rights .........It is the LAW.)
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To: Colonial35

LOL!
This is a great thread!
Thanks so much!
If you have a PING list, would you please add me?


65 posted on 10/10/2020 1:54:15 PM PDT by MS.BEHAVIN (Women who behave rarely make history)
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To: Colonial35

ping


66 posted on 10/10/2020 7:02:04 PM PDT by mikeus_maximus (This what a Godless society looks like. Expect it to get more violent and more perverse.)
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