Posted on 10/05/2020 2:06:05 PM PDT by xp38
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Libs have tried to take down Donald Trump with impeachment, lockdowns, and coronavirus. Each of these attempts has backfired, with Donald Trump simply absorbing the attacks and growing more powerful.
With their latest assault, Dems conspired with Communist China to infect Trump with the coronavirus. They're really going to regret this one though, as Trump once again absorbed the energy of the attack and has now apparently unlocked near-invulnerability.
"Power! Unlimited power!" he cried as lightning crackled off his fingertips. "The power of liberal outrage is a pathway to many abilities most consider to be... unnatural." He then claimed to have unlocked the ability to heal people and bring them back to the dead through his newfound powers, though he said he's still working out the kinks, as he accidentally resurrected Hitler as a zombie.
He also quickly struck down the Green New Deal with his ultimate power, saying, "I have waited a long time for this moment, my green little friend" before blasting the proposal into charred scraps of paper with his lightning fingers. "HAHAHAHAHA!"
Trump has apparently acquired so much power that he dismissed the Senate, saying he no longer needs them to appoint justices to the Supreme Court. "I am the Senate!" he said.
Thanks for mentioning the Bee in the title. I can’t tell anymore.
He’s not even in his final form yet!
As a Trekkie, I have been arguing for 4 years that The Donald has a functioning Corbomite device.
Can’t wait to see Fascistbook fact-check this one...
As a Trekkie, I have been arguing for 4 years that The Donald has a functioning Corbomite device.
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Probably not that, but definitely the Lord’s Designated One to save America.
Reagan was the Teflon President.
Obama was the Flubber President.
Trump is the Vibranium President.
It is funny because it is true.
Making the Jolley Green Giant into the Jolley Green Tranny. How’s that for a green nutless new deal.
He sounds like Goku from Dragon Ball. The more he fights, the more powerful he gets.
‘Unlimited Power!’ Cries Trump After Absorbing COVID Attack (Babylon Bee)
The Babylon Bee ^ | Oct. 5 2020 | The Babylon Bee
Posted on 10/5/2020, 2:06:05 PM by xp38
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Libs have tried to take down Donald Trump with impeachment, lockdowns, and coronavirus. Each of these attempts has backfired, with Donald Trump simply absorbing the attacks and growing more powerful.
With their latest assault, Dems conspired with Communist China to infect Trump with the coronavirus. They’re really going to regret this one though, as Trump once again absorbed the energy of the attack and has now apparently unlocked near-invulnerability.
“Power! Unlimited power!” he cried as lightning crackled off his fingertips. “The power of liberal outrage is a pathway to many abilities most consider to be... unnatural.” He then claimed to have unlocked the ability to heal people and bring them back to the dead through his newfound powers, though he said he’s still working out the kinks, as he accidentally resurrected Hitler as a zombie.
He also quickly struck down the Green New Deal with his ultimate power, saying, “I have waited a long time for this moment, my green little friend” before blasting the proposal into charred scraps of paper with his lightning fingers. “HAHAHAHAHA!”
Trump has apparently acquired so much power that he dismissed the Senate, saying he no longer needs them to appoint justices to the Supreme Court. “I am the Senate!” he said.
https://babylonbee.com/news/unlimited-power-cries-trump-after-absorbing-covid-attack
https://babylonbee.com/img/articles/article-7154-1.jpg
And in the background, Freddie Mercury could be heard singing … “Here we are … born to be kings … we’re the princes of the universe...”
Love it!
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