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To: TEXOKIE; TXnMA; blu; greeneyes; fatima; mairdie

So, I’m posting from the ER right now.
I’ll get released soon.
Got a few bruises and three hairline fractures.
Couple of stitches in muh head.

Lurlene and me, we was clearing dishes and she started in with FLOTUS’ shoes Tuesday night.
She thought they was over the top.
I reminded her that Melania /is/ FLOTUS as well as a retired super model.
I says she has a persona to project based on both of those; she needs to look appropriate in public.
Lurlene says back, “I can dress up without 5-inch heels and look appropriate in public.
I says, “Yeah, but you ain’t gonna look like a super model.”

So, here I am.


363 posted on 10/02/2020 4:24:03 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Scatology is serendipitous.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Hahaha! That was very funny!


365 posted on 10/02/2020 4:26:55 PM PDT by LittleLinda
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Are you really in hospital?


377 posted on 10/02/2020 4:40:44 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas (We will get through this TO GET HER!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

>>So, I’m posting from the ER right now.

Worried about you. Say quickly when you’re home and safe.


381 posted on 10/02/2020 4:45:34 PM PDT by mairdie (Dr Who - Heroes and Friends - Randy Travis - https://youtu.be/75eU4ScBAl8)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Oh boy. I should clarify. Your injury isn’t at all funny, but your rendition of how you got it is. Speedy recovery, Cletus.


389 posted on 10/02/2020 4:59:18 PM PDT by LittleLinda
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

CDY, could you put Lurlene on so we can hear her side of the story?


398 posted on 10/02/2020 5:09:55 PM PDT by bunster
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

Har

You got off lucky


399 posted on 10/02/2020 5:10:12 PM PDT by thinden
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

We see who the headline readers are lol


404 posted on 10/02/2020 5:18:30 PM PDT by HollyB
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

LOL. Serves ya right you ole coot.


417 posted on 10/02/2020 5:38:08 PM PDT by greeneyes ( Moderation In Pursuit of Justice is NO Virtue--LET FREEDOM RING)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

that is what really happened? hope you’re fixed up!


420 posted on 10/02/2020 5:40:37 PM PDT by Steven W.
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!


518 posted on 10/02/2020 7:56:22 PM PDT by blu
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel

So, I’m posting from the ER right now.
I’ll get released soon.
Got a few bruises and three hairline fractures.
Couple of stitches in muh head.

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A Sense of Humor

Selective hearing.

Works every time...


672 posted on 10/03/2020 7:56:38 AM PDT by HarleyLady27 (President Trump= 4 more years of President of America... God will see to that.)
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