So, I’m posting from the ER right now.
I’ll get released soon.
Got a few bruises and three hairline fractures.
Couple of stitches in muh head.
Lurlene and me, we was clearing dishes and she started in with FLOTUS’ shoes Tuesday night.
She thought they was over the top.
I reminded her that Melania /is/ FLOTUS as well as a retired super model.
I says she has a persona to project based on both of those; she needs to look appropriate in public.
Lurlene says back, “I can dress up without 5-inch heels and look appropriate in public.
I says, “Yeah, but you ain’t gonna look like a super model.”
So, here I am.
Hahaha! That was very funny!
Are you really in hospital?
>>So, Im posting from the ER right now.
Worried about you. Say quickly when you’re home and safe.
Oh boy. I should clarify. Your injury isn’t at all funny, but your rendition of how you got it is. Speedy recovery, Cletus.
CDY, could you put Lurlene on so we can hear her side of the story?
Har
You got off lucky
We see who the headline readers are lol
LOL. Serves ya right you ole coot.
that is what really happened? hope you’re fixed up!
LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!
So, Im posting from the ER right now.
Ill get released soon.
Got a few bruises and three hairline fractures.
Couple of stitches in muh head.
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Two things in having a happy marriage:
A Sense of Humor
Selective hearing.
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