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Brown bear breaks into Alaska Zoo, kills alpaca named Caesar
Anchorage Daily News ^ | 9/23/20 | Anchorage Daily News

Posted on 09/23/2020 8:18:08 PM PDT by Rebelbase

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Only in 2020 do bears break into zoos.
1 posted on 09/23/2020 8:18:08 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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Excerpted per FR guidelines.


2 posted on 09/23/2020 8:18:28 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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Et tu, Brute?...


3 posted on 09/23/2020 8:18:53 PM PDT by EEGator
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Couldn’t find a white girlfriend. No polar bears?


4 posted on 09/23/2020 8:20:26 PM PDT by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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Polar bear females are wiser than White women.


5 posted on 09/23/2020 8:23:24 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: Rebelbase

Why?


6 posted on 09/23/2020 8:23:54 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets!)
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To: EEGator

Et tu, ursus?

(FTFY)


7 posted on 09/23/2020 8:24:11 PM PDT by No.6
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Gratias tibi


8 posted on 09/23/2020 8:27:13 PM PDT by EEGator
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To: BunnySlippers

Because it was hungry?


9 posted on 09/23/2020 8:28:04 PM PDT by Rebelbase
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Smarter than the average bear.


10 posted on 09/23/2020 8:32:31 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana (There is no salvation in politics)
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oh god, not again, does this mean we are going to have another riot? even before the hearing?


11 posted on 09/23/2020 8:33:08 PM PDT by TealsGuy17
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Yeah....but its easier to go to for fast food than break into the zoo. I’ve tried!


12 posted on 09/23/2020 8:34:10 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I Love Bull Markets!)
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Everyone’s got to eat, even bears.


13 posted on 09/23/2020 8:37:24 PM PDT by Reno89519 (Buy American, Hire American! End All Worker Visa Programs. Replace Visa Workers w/ American Workers)
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I’m guessing the bear had never seen an Alpaca, let alone smelled one. The bear thought , this stinky mountain goat is just asking for it.


14 posted on 09/23/2020 8:40:25 PM PDT by csvset (tolerance becomes a crime when attached to evil)
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Heard he used a bobby pin on the lock.


15 posted on 09/23/2020 8:40:47 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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“Beware that last week in September.”


16 posted on 09/23/2020 8:44:08 PM PDT by Ken H (Best SOTU ever!)
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Did the bear have a Caesar salad to go with the Alpaca main course?


17 posted on 09/23/2020 8:50:03 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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Who can bear the Ides of September?

“I have not come to praise Caesar, just to eat him”.


18 posted on 09/23/2020 8:50:13 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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Et Tu, Yogi?

CC


19 posted on 09/23/2020 8:53:28 PM PDT by Celtic Conservative (My cats are more amusing than 200 channels worth of TV.)
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I guess Caesar couldn’t bear his betrayer’s attack.


20 posted on 09/23/2020 8:54:52 PM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper
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