There’s a Washington football bombshell coming and it’s not about the name

New York Post ^ | July 15, 2020 | By Howie Kussoy

[ConservativeStatement]

Not long after the Washington owner announced that his team would no longer be known as the Redskins, a series of cryptic tweets from local reporters emerged, warning of an imminent bombshell set to shake the franchise to its core.

[TalBlack]

To its core?

Hmmm, they must all be fags, or klansmen or one of them said he ain’t buying no BLM t-shirt...or something like that...

[bobby.223]

Preston Marshall back from the dead to be the owner again?

[Texas resident]

They are going to become the Omaha Redskins.

[cranked]

Never assume. :)

Oh my f’ing GOSH (OMFG).

A take off from OMG - oh my gosh.

Yeah, i know, you thought I was saying oh my God.
All good.

[BushCountry]

Cheerleaders were always the sexual playthings of the players and owners. I knew a Miami Dolphins & Heat Cheerleader (early 90s) told me stories of her sexual conquests of players and how they did lines of coke off of her belly.

Massive drug and sex parties were the norm.

[Palio di Siena]

I think it’s already been choreographed-
Snyder goes down for tax evasion or using racial slurs or trafficking cheerleaders.
He gets replaced by a black ownership group.
Snyder gets a multi billion buyout.
Snyder hangs out on his mega yacht.

[PlateOfShrimp]

Yeah, in my youth I lived and died by this team (mostly the latter!). That song still brings back all that was good about DC (and despite its reputation, it was a regular town with regular local attractions and lots of regular people). Haven’t paid any attention in recent years, man do I love having Sunday afternoons free!

[EQAndyBuzz]

The Team is so bad they should just call themselves the Washington Generals.

[ronniesgal]

Epstein???

[mewzilla]

Hence the coup allegation.

Note to every lily white NFL owner: Self identify as a person of color and/or a chick, or you’re next.

[central_va]

They’re going to win a few games?

[RummyChick]

For you golfers...the dude that won a million bucks on Collin M last week has bet similar on Dustin Johnson for a potential another million bucks. Betrivers keeps on letting him bet. I think he has $240k on the Liverpool game which looks like he may lose...this is why Betrivers is keeping him around.

he is in his 20s and lives with his Dr. Dad.

[Viking2002]

I was a 'Skins fan for 50 years. The team hasn't been managed, coached, or staffed right since Jack Kent Cooke died and Dan Snyder bought the team. He's not an owner, he's a meddling, irksome little fanboy who plays with the team like he's a grade school kid with a box full of G.I. Joe dolls. He likes to 'stunt cast' the team and front office with names like Bruce Allen (the late coach George Allen's son), Doug Williams, Greg Manusky, and tells the fans this sleight-of-hand is going to bring back the team's '82-'92 glory days. He pays big money to bring in over-the-hill marquee names like Alfred 'Lunchbox' Haynesworth, Deon Sanders, and Donovan McNabb, all past their prime. I won't even go into the coacching disasters he helped orchestrate. (I mean, Jim Zorn, he of the Swinging Gate play? C'mon.) I'd pretty much washed my hands of this sport after this 'take a knee' crapola started a couple seasons ago, and was hoping a bolt of lightning would light Colin Kaepernick's 'fro on fire. But now that Snyder has gone Full Metal Pussy with this whole BLM/Antifa/Cancel Culture extortion racket (and make no mistake, it's a criminal racket), I'm through with The Team Formerly Known As The Redskins. The team, the league, and Roger Goodell can all STFU, GTFO, then ESAD. Whatever 'bombshell' is going to hit tomorrow, it's not big enough, or soon enough for me.

Is that sufficient edification, or am I being too vague?

[central_va]

Washington Foreskins.

[HIDEK6]

Wait until Panther fans get a bellyful of Tepper.

[mass55th]

Child trafficking? Child porn?

[HIDEK6]

I have an MP3 of an arrangement I wrote for piano for this piece. How do I post it?

[sphinx]

Somebody left a MAGA hat sitting in plain view?

[SE Mom]

Reading now on Twitter, lots of “highly placed” rumors about Snyder and Epstein - it could be baaad.

[HIDEK6]

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