Virginia man trademarks dozens of possible new names for Washington NFL team

CBS News ^ | 15/7/20 | eleutheria5

[Eleutheria5]

Washington owner Dan Snyder and new head coach Ron Rivera will "develop a new name and design" approach, the team said Monday. However, Martin McCaulay, an actuary from Alexandria, Virginia, jumped on the speculation of a name change way before the announcement.

McCaulay has filed numerous trademark claims in the last six years for potential monikers for the Washington football team. A search by CBS News in the United States Patent and Trademark Office's database found at least seven names that have been registered in just the last month alone. Among them include the Washington Red Wolves, Washington Redtails, Washington Monuments, Washington Americans and Washington Veterans....

[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

There is ONLY one appropriate name. The Washington Foreskins.

[Eleutheria5]

Let’s keep the tonal quality the same: Washington RINOs. Every time they’re about to win, they hand the ball to the other team.

[4yearlurker]

The Washington Inoffensives.

[unixfox]

The Washington Sucks.

[Eleutheria5]

Logo will be an uncut male member, fully erect and ready for action.

[butlerweave]

Washington Washington

[Eleutheria5]

The Washington Booker Tees?

[Migraine]

I have dibs on the trademark “88’ers”, as the team seems incapable of seasons better than 8 and 8.

[bigbob]

No, because the city is full of complete pricks.

[dangus]

Stupid news articles. The copyrights are invalid.

[BereanBrain]

Washington Snowflakes
Washington Taxmen
Washington BuerauCrats

[luvbach1]

None of the names suggested are going to be used,As for those copywritten, Washington Americans would not be bad but, of course, too pro-American for the left. Also too hypocrtical for a team that kneels during the national anthem.

[Eleutheria5]

That’s a Nazi code word, since the 8th letter in the alphabet is H, so 88 means Heil Hitler. So it’s perfect! Let them throw a hissy fit about that next.

[Bob434]

Washington Butt-Wipes is more appropriate

[FamiliarFace]

Washington Sellouts

[silent_jonny]

Let's be inclusive and choose a name that reflects the entire league.

The Washington Felons

The Washington Baby Daddies

The Washington Illiterates

The Washington Entitled

[alancarp]

Washington Dryingtons?

[tallyhoe]

The Washington Custers!

[Texas resident]

Name the team in honor of their fans.

The Washington Empty Stands.

[Buckeye McFrog]

That’s a Nazi code word, since the 8th letter in the alphabet is H, so 88 means Heil Hitler.

I once had an email address with an 88 in it and canceled it after learning this fact. Made me angry as none of the ones I wanted was available and the one with the 88 in it was the suggestion of the host provider.