Horse manure may protect us from the Corona Virus

July 13, 2020 | via email

[lefty-lie-spy]

That’s just the old riding a camel across the desert and preventing chapped lips joke in a new form.

[MIchaelTArchangel]

Sort of explains why the White House Presstitute Corps has not been dropping like flies.

[Sarah Barracuda]

No wonder Pelosi and Nadler have not gotten the virus, they roll in manure everyday

[PGR88]

It also has psychological benefits. Anyone working with manure is basically guaranteed to be as far away as possible from urban leftists.

[Sicon]

I thought COVID ITSELF was horse manure! OK, the fear and panic around it is the horse manure, but still.

[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Hope you didn't take it internally. 🤣

[antidemoncrat]

This horse $hit sounds like bull $hit.

[Texas Fossil]

Why not BS, hee hee hee

[Vendome]

I think we are getting Shiite on enough...

[llevrok]

Or don’t wear masks and every one (all 330M of us) protest.

Listening to the news, only people who do not protest need a mask and are contageous. So if we ALL protest, we kill this virus, right?

[SeekAndFind]

The former Prime Minister of India, Morarji Desai was a long time practitioner of Urine Therapy. He spoke in 1978 to Dan Rather on 60 Minutes about the benefits of drinking urine. He also attributed his longevity to drinking urine - which he called "the water of life". He lived to be close to 100 years old (Age 99 ).

[who_would_fardels_bear]

If I raise my hands up and bathe them in the light coming off a TV showing CNN will that be the equivalent?

[4yearlurker]

I think Colonel Potter said it best....

[Magnum44]

[dfwgator]

Horse Hockey!

[Himyar]

Actually there is ample evidence that horse manure has health benefits. Or at least being around horses a lot. You would be amazed at how many quite elderly people are active in the horse world. I once had an antibody assay done. My dad was a doctor and was curious. I was in my twenties and had antibodies to stuff that they couldn’t even identify. I wonder what they would find now,50 years later.

[Zathras]

We are already up to our eyes in Pelosi.
No more please

[Paul R.]

Huh, if anyone thinks horse manure is effective, just get your hands on (literally) some catfish stink bait.

[DeplorableGirl]

Horsesh*t !!! LOL 😀

[Sir Bangaz Cracka]

Oh no. Can’t be. I heard it’s bull shi*.