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Horse manure may protect us from the Corona Virus
July 13, 2020
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Posted on 07/13/2020 10:23:36 AM PDT by upchuck
Horse manure may protect us from the Corona Virus
Take fresh horse manure & rub your hands with it. Consider the following benefits:
1. It prevents you from touching your nose, eyes, mouth.
2. People will keep at least 6 feet away from you.
3. No one will want to shake your hand.
4. You will safely wash your hands well, before going to lunch.
I promise, it works.
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: vanity
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h/t Bill in Louisville.
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:23:36 AM PDT
by
upchuck
To: upchuck
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:26:43 AM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: upchuck
It even comes from an all natural source.
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:27:54 AM PDT
by
Dutch Boy
To: upchuck
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:28:28 AM PDT
by
Obadiah
(Kill the deep state or lose the Republic.)
To: upchuck
I don’t know....The “experts” have been spewing “horse manure” pretty liberally for months, and yet.....
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:28:55 AM PDT
by
G Larry
(There is no merit in compromising with the Devil.)
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To: upchuck
and it costs less than remisdivr (or however you spell it)...
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:30:22 AM PDT
by
God luvs America
(63.5 million pay no income tax and vote for DemoKrats...)
To: upchuck
Yeah, but then I have to get a tetanus shot!
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:30:27 AM PDT
by
Dr. Sivana
(There is no salvation in politics)
To: upchuck
What? It's a joke?
That's what I get for just reading headlines.
Gotta go shower.
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:31:40 AM PDT
by
TangoLimaSierra
(To the Left, The Truth is Right Wing Extremism.)
To: upchuck
This explains why no one in our morning coffee group has been infected!
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:31:46 AM PDT
by
abb
To: upchuck
A relative of mine just got a horse last week - I sent her this (with an LOL).
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:32:11 AM PDT
by
Qiviut
("I have never wished death upon a man, but I have read many obituaries with pleasure" Mark Twain)
To: Dr. Sivana
Horse manure may protect us from the Corona Virus
Haven’t we been fed enough manure by the NIH and CDC to last a life time.
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:32:30 AM PDT
by
JayAr36
(Do you want to be a subject or a citizen.)
To: upchuck
Thanks for the informative news - here all the time I thought it was all BS.
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:34:00 AM PDT
by
RichyTea
(To those offended - take off your blinders)
To: upchuck
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:34:05 AM PDT
by
Rio
To: upchuck
To: Obadiah
“So Democrats are immune?”
Drat, you beat me to it. ;-)
To: upchuck
And it’s GREEN Energy!..................
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:36:21 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(To a liberal, 9-11 was 'illegal fireworks activity'..........................)
To: upchuck
If true, there wouldn’t be a single case in Washington, DC.
To: upchuck
Thanks for posting. Am going to share with an 84 year old friend who owns and still rides horses . . . .as well as single-handedly raises pedigree dogs of various kinds.
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:38:44 AM PDT
by
Maudeen
(www.thereishopeinJesus.com)
To: upchuck
They’ve been using this method is San Francisco for years now using human manure. It seems to work to drive away conservatives
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posted on
07/13/2020 10:40:15 AM PDT
by
Steve Van Doorn
(*in my best Eric Cartman voice* 'I love you, guys')
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