Radicals Now advocating soiling self when arrested. (?!)

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[libstripper]

When I was a little kid growing up in the 1950s in the far south Chicago suburbs snake hunting was one of my favorite summer pastimes. I caught a lot of garter snakes and quickly learned they had powerful musk glands at the bases of their tails. I handled them on several occasions when I got a good squirt of their musk. Every time I dropped the snake, giving it exactly what it wanted. Looks like these radicals have caught on to the same trick. Of course, they’re a far lower life form than those little snakes.

[butlerweave]

Get the striped pink pajamas ready

[FreeReign]

Radicals Now advocating soiling self when arrested. (?!)

Emotional Issues and Bathroom Problems

[frank ballenger]

Keep it classy, leftists. ((holding my nose))

[wolfman]

Being that they’re completely full of sh!t, this could get messy.

[Mouton]

When they get them to central lock up, the cold fire hose shower should be quite uncomfortable. They might want to rethink that idea.

[eyeamok]

I doubt many will try this, their Mommies would get Pissed when they did the kids laundry.

[mylife]

Hit them with the hose!

[Kozak]

Lots of cop cars now have hard plastic seats that could be wiped down in a couple of minutes.

[PapaBear3625]

I saw an interview conducted in an Israeli prison of a Muslim who made bombs for jihadists. The reporter asked him why he didn’t use any of the bombs himself. The expression on the bomb-builder’s face was priceless. He looked at the reporter like the reporter must be stupid. But, he recovered and said something along the lines of, “Allah called me to this task so that I might implement his will. That was my task and it was their task to die for Him.”

Under Islam, suicide is a sin. But dying while killing infidels means you go straight to heaven. So what does one do if he's depressed and suicidal?

Alternately, someone who is condemned to be executed could be issued a choice.

[Gen.Blather]

“So what does one do if he’s depressed and suicidal?”

The Muslim suicide hotline gets excited and asks if you can drive a truck.

[Uncle Miltie]

tiktok. is a chicom spy app

[Captain Rhino]

Sure. Put the precious darlings in a garbage bag
prior to putting them into the cruiser. Tie it off and belt them in. Invite them to piss to their heart’s delight.

Going forward, it might even be a good change to SOP.

[OpusatFR]

Bad idea. You will sit in it for a long time until you are arraigned.

If you don’t mind some serious boils and rashes, go for it.

The police are not going to clean your hiney for you, nor will they find you new drawers.

[wildbill]

Leave them like that for 24 hours in a jail tank. The other inmates will not appreciate their political action

[Flaming Conservative]

I’ve been told that criminals often do that; whether from fear or spite, I do not know.

[Oatka]

One of my renters told me about his stay (when he was a teenager) in the back of a patrol car.

Wife and I got in the back of a police car (cop was giving us a lift) and we noticed no door handles. They controlled everything from the front.