Posted on 06/08/2020 6:00:02 PM PDT by xp38
SAN JOSE, CA—The tech wizards at Capo Creative are launching a new app that will help users stay abreast of the latest trends in virtue-signaling—it's called Signlr. Algorithms within Signlr analyze virtue signal trends across the Internet and, as soon as a new one is detected, update all your social media to fit the current narrative. Not only will your avatar be replaced with whatever flavor-of-the-day icon for social justice people are replacing their faces with in order to not be shamed and doxxed by the ever-rabid online mob, but Signlr will also update your profile status and post regularly using socially acceptable bandwagon language that will show everyone you are all-in on whatever the latest thing is.
Beta testers have been extremely happy with Signlr's performance. "I honestly have just been playing a lot of Fortnite, but I checked my social media, and Signlr had me covered. It changed my avatar, retweeted some woke celebrities, used all the right hashtags, and even auto-generated some socially conscious slam poetry to let people know I really meant it and was totally on board with whatever it was that they were all going on about," said Signlr beta-tester Ezra Fenwick.
"My profile has entire rants auto-generated by Signlr's outrage generator," said another beta-tester. "I even got retweeted by Shaun King."
"We at Signlr agree with the current belief that silence is violence," said Signlr developer Marchonne Winston. "There is nothing more important than to blurt out your support for the leading virtue signal trends. Anything else—like thinking, hesitating, or trying to make caveats—is violence. With our app, you don't have to think or even pay attention."
She added, "You know you're a good person, but letting the world know that is a lot of work—until now."
Got to live the Babylon bee. Almost the modern day equivalent of Mad Magazine. :)
Have fun with this one.
You know what disturbs me? (OK, everybody shut up, that was rhetorical. Wiseasses.) I’m having more and more difficulty looking at a headline and being able to figure out whether it’s from the Bee, a John Semmens Special, or legitimate news.
You ain’t by yourself Tonto!
Whatever this thing is, I want no part of it. We”ve got enough “Big Brother” as it is.
I see REAL headlines from the enemedia on a regular basis that make me laugh - and then I figure out that they are for real, and NOT the Babylon Bee. These guys continue to shine with an intellectual humor and sarcasm that is tops.
“Capo Creations”
LOL
Exactly!:
The Babylon Bee. These guys continue to shine with an intellectual humor and sarcasm that is tops.
Exactly!:
The Babylon Bee. These guys continue to shine with an intellectual humor and sarcasm that is tops.
Its so entertaining watching white liberals turn them themselves into pretzels trying to out virtue signal each other.
Grampa Dave:
There was a great line in the movie “The Frisco Kid” in which Sal Besiglio, as an Indian chief, is talking to Gene Wilder, a rabbi heading to California.
The Chief is holding the rabbi’s torah scroll written in Hebrew. He looks at the Kid, and says: “I’ve read the whole thing and didn’t understand a single word of it”.
This article and following comments are like the Chief and the Torah. Foreign language to him and me.
I don’t speak computerize, Al Gore Rhythms (how can he have rhythm with that ass of his?), or even Microsoft manual, so I’ll skip all of this.
Don’t do and never will, Facebook, Twitter, and all the other time-wasting ego-tripping sites who are poking their leftist noses up our butts like a curious proctologist.
I only do “Webster Dictionary” and “Roget’s Thesaurus” (the latter because I love dinosaurs).
Anyone who needs an app to tell him how to signal that he is virtuous isn’t.
In the year 35352020
Ain't gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies
Everything you think, do, and say
Is in the app you installed today
The Babylon Bee
BOL!
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