Need Freepers advice, flight travel includes stop in Minneapolis

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[HypatiaTaught]

Hello fellow conservatives,

I am scheduled to fly from NY(LaGuardia)to South Dakota next week(June 5th) with a brief stop in Minneapolis.

[Spruce]

When they had protests at MOA a few years ago, a bunch of idiots got on the train to “storm the airport”. They were met by many grim men wearing armor and armed with automatic rifles. And told to simply “Get back on the train. Final warning”.

Fizzled real fast

[Jan_Sobieski]

Somali Islamists work in almost all positions at the airport. I never fly Mpls anymore. It’s just a matter of time...

[TangoLimaSierra]

Besides, they would have to go through airport security, and we know how secure that is.

Shoot. TSA homies would probably wave the BLM types right on thru while rooting thru white granny's nickers.

[Bob434]

Wear blackface, You’ll be fine- worked for Jimmy Fallon-

[HypatiaTaught]

Great points!

Thank you for your thoughts!

[\/\/ayne]

You can probably sneak a couple of ray-gun balls through security.

[shelterguy]

“””Just do the same thing with a bottle of beer. “””””

I’d go with malt liquor and some scratch offs. It’s a tough crowd.

[Nifster]

So far airports are fine. I’d go

[HypatiaTaught]

Awesome!

Perfect protection...

:)

[mass55th]

No info on the airports, but I want to wish you the best of luck in your relocation plans. Hope all works out for you.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

The protestors have taken over MSP and are lying on the runways to stop air traffic.

Oops...SPLOTCH!! That mess should wash right off the concrete.

Seriously, the airport is FAR from downtown.

If you are open to other conservative stated, you should add Idaho to your list.

[aMorePerfectUnion]

This trip is to seek possible relocation in Rapid City, South Dakota.

Here's my best advice.

Spend a month there in winter before you move.

You have no idea what a Dakota blizzard is. I speak from experience.

[stuck_in_new_orleans]

Stop clutching your pearls Ethel. You’ll be fine at the airport.

[Vermont Lt]

The Airport is nowhere near this stuff.

[AnotherUnixGeek]

Given the current riots in both cities, do you think I should postpone the trip? Or do you think the airports are pretty safe?

Nobody's rioting at airports - they need to be kept operating so Antifa can fly people in to riot. There are lots of good reasons to avoid plane travel - the riots aren't one of them.

[quilterdebbie]

The post of the day!

[whistleduck]

What with the large Somali presence IN THE AIRPORT your only concern might be what might be contained in the aircraft baggage hold. But Somalis are known to be a peaceable people, which is why b obammy and bush invited them here. Should be fine.

[bigdaddy45]

Nobody’s going to bother the airport

[Joe Boucher]

Whole darned Minnesota National Guard has been called up.
Wear a mask and use hand sanitizer.

[dufekin]

Flew through LGA last year. It’s a really convoluted and cramped situation on the best of days. You’re probably aware, but plan to spend at least an hour just getting from the neighborhood into the airport, and that’s BEFORE the ticket kiosk and security. And that was BEFORE social distancing, which in the City of New York probably means quadrupling your time at least.

Also, prepare for severe oxygen deprivation as those mandatory masks drive your exhaled carbon dioxide straight back into your lungs. This causes considerable drowsiness or worse respiratory problems, and as a matter of law, you probably cannot remove the mask to get a breath of fresh air from the time that you leave your house until you get a mile from the airport in Rapid City.