[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Oh, and I’ve got my 16 in the front hall closet across from the front door.
My 12 is resting peaceably under my side of the bed.
My 1911 seems to follow me around the house.
This ain’t just big talk.
I have a fail-safe here for the SWATs.
They will need to Waco me.

My body
My choice.

[spacejunkie2001]

amen bro.

[meyer]

I admire your dedication to self-preservation. I’ve got a number of safe queens, but I keep a 9 by the bed and a 12 in the closet. 45 on me or in the truck. :)

[grey_whiskers]

Someone needs to make a meme of a welcome mat which reads “Protected by Claymores”... /cynical>