Human Figure Detected on 14,000-year-old Burial Slab in Israel

Haaretz ^ | April 19, 2020 | Ruth Schuster

[SunkenCiv]

Human figure on a Natufian burial slab: Actual and illustration Eli Crater Gerstein

[SunkenCiv]

In before some moron adds "piltdownman" to the keywords.

[NFHale]

Wait... don’t tell me...

KILLROY WAS THERE!!!!!

:^)

[PistolPaknMama]

protuberance

I like that word. I'm gonna try to use it once a day.

[ClearCase_guy]

COVID-19 numbers to be adjusted accordingly.

[null and void]

Only male prostitutes have protuberances.

The rest of us have amateurtuberances.

nully ducking and running for cover...

[BenLurkin]

If Snoopy was....”rude”...

[RipSawyer]

Always carefully examine the protuberances and the contuberances of every situation.

[TalBlack]

3300 years? Nice run! (More than we’ll get).

[seowulf]

Exuberantly examining my protuberance.

[JZelle]

It’s Slenderman

[DannyTN]

You’re use of that word is a protuberance of this article.

[dainbramaged]

Does that make this object around the same age as Gobekli Tepe?

[seawolf101]

Does that make this object around the same age as Gobekli Tepe?

Closer to Ruth Bader Ginsburg's age.

[Cowboy Bob]

The figure on the slab could plausibly be a shaman with an exposed penis or be dressed up as an animal, in which case the protuberance could be a tail.

Last I checked, one is in the front, the other is in the back... Can't the scientist figure out which one it is?

[Reily]

“....be a shaman with an exposed penis ….”

That’s how you tell if your shaman is any good!

[Artemis Webb]

Very gay.

[epluribus_2]

or instructions on how to fied dress a heron/crane.

[moovova]

“They may also have indulged in the demon alcohol, judging by evidence for brewing noted at Raqefet Cave as well; and the last rites may have also featured music and a dancing figure, perhaps even a shaman.”

Sounds Irish.

(What I’d give for a time machine.)