Q Anon: 04/17/20 Trust Trump's Plan ~ Vol.237, Q Day 903

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[Bigg Red]

:)

[Agamemnon]

"Gene Bmp3 has a Retrotransposon sequence which translates to the well-known 1 Cor 6:19 “Do you not know that your body is a temple of the Holy Spirit, who is in you, whom you have received from God? You are not your own.” This is repeated over and over throughout the entire sequence of human DNA: embedded equivalent genetic code of ancient Aramaic that seems to translate as the word of God to his people."

Paul wrote I Corinthians in Greek not Aramaic. I could be wrong, but I don't know of a single copy of I Corinthians in existence which is written in Aramaic. Just sayin'

Anything having to do with Bob Jones University is instantly suspect, but this revelation is especially so since no "Linguistic professors at Bob Jones University, long noted for its intellectual rigor," ... are named in this piece, and no related publications are cited.

Now, I am not a linguist by training, but I am a biochemist. I do not believe the term "junk" DNA is an appropriate term for code that scientists don't understand well enough themselves, or know the purpose for. But shoehorning as this guy does into DNA what he does while importing what he thinks is the credibility of a suspect institution that supposedly employs un-identified yet accomplished "linguists" seems to align well with other wild claims and specious research accomplished at this "W.I.T." place.

W.I.T is Wyoming Institute of Technology http://witscience.org/. Never heard of them? Neither have I. Supposedly they invented the space toilet used on the Space Station, invented the first computer virus, and rescued the world during the Y2K debacle.

How about a Dr. Richter DasMeerungeheuser? Never heard of him either. Looking for anything this guy has ever published outside this stupid thing here, but should you visit W.I.T. you are also subjected to body cavity searches both before and after you visit. Top secret, ya know. What -- you think I'm kidding? Read here. Visit WIT

An example of some of their current research is amusing.

Projects - WIT

I mean just think of the pressing human problem this little gem solves /s

The “E-Condom”

"When WIT started to tackle the reinvention of the condom in 2012, we recognized three key facts, reflected in our initial polling data: (1) most men hate wearing condoms, (2) men primarily wear condoms to avoid unwanted impregnations, and (3) men would gladly reuse condoms if they felt it was safe, to avoid both the added costs and the embarrassment of going to convenience stores and asking for them.

"It was these factors that led to our invention of “The E-Condom.” This small electronic device clips onto the scrotum with no pain or discomfort, and emits pulses of electricity directly into and through your balls which both disorient and slow the swim speed of your semen, rendering you 100% infertile while wearing the device, while allowing you to still enjoy powerful, pleasurable ejaculations.

"The E-Condom does not affect the transmission of sexually-transmitted diseases, but if you and your partner are both fully tested for STD’s, why not wear a condom that’s fully washable and reusable, has zero impact on feeling, and has no risk of breaking or clogging up the toilet?

"And while WIT waits for FDA approval, we’re still improving on our designs. A Bluetooth emitter could allow you to share your conquests on Facebook or Twitter during and after your sexual activity, while we’re also considering a tryptophan-emitter, which can make women drowsy after intercourse, allowing you to roll over and take a nap like you want to, rather than having to stay up for an hour talking about your feelings, or Katherine Heigl movies, or whatever other nonsense your significant other feels like boring you with."

I wonder if the Bob Jones University book store will be stocking these little pleasure buzzers any time soon.

Bottom line: Seriously, please do a little more research before you post crap like this.

FReegards!

[Richard Kimball]

I did my crude attempt at an explanation, but it sounds like (1) the market is deliberately being crashed, and (2) There are a lot of people holding oil futures that CAN’T take delivery and HAVE to offload the contracts, whatever the loss.

[Bigg Red]

Sounds like something from “The Onion”....

[Publius]

This is what happens when derivatives (commodity options) unwind. These are "bets" placed on the price of oil at the ratio of 110 to 1. None of this oil is scheduled for delivery.

What is happening is that people who bought a $110,000 contract on the price of oil for $1000 discovered that they were on the wrong side of the trade and have to cough up $109,000 to the counterparty. This means margin calls, so it should affect other markets to include the stock market and precious metals.

This is why I don't play with derivatives.

[numberonepal]

Those are the May futures for oil nobody has capacity to take more right now.

OK, so now they'll PAY someone to take the oil?

[AllAmericanGirl44]

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[WaltStuart]

Turned out to evidently be satire as my later post documented.

[WaltStuart]

Sometimes I think to DUCKDUCK a topic or source but usually I just blithely rush along assuming things will sort themselves out as the dust settles.

[Richard Kimball]

Yeah, if you've got a hundred or so of these in your back yard, you could make a killing.

[norsky]

Stop it! Now off to your rooms, both of you

I am sorry
The devil made me do it.
Can I come out now.
I promise to be good.

[Bigg Red]

:)
Pictures of You

[WaltStuart]

Alternately, you are welcome to think of everything I post as a hideous bad joke and scroll speedily on by without reading or even scanning.

[bigbob]

I don’t know much about it but I think your explanation is a very good one. A negative futures price is basically the old “you’d have to pay me to take it off your hands”. The biggest problem with oil is it’s what is known as a “continuous process” where everything from pumping it out of the ground, carrying it thru pipelines and refining are all 24/7/365 operations (which is why planned downtime “turnarounds” and booms have such an impact). Compare that with a batch process like say, baking bread. If the market for bread diminishes you just keep mixing up the ingredients til it resumes, then you can start up the process almost right away. If you have to shut down a refinery it takes weeks to get it going again, and you can’t shut down a pipeline without shutting down pumping.

In fact that’s why we read about milke being dumped during the Great Depression, cows didn’t care that the bottom had fallen out of demand and price.

[Steven W.]

FBI Informant Bragged About Links To Russian Spies In Secret Recording Of Trump Aide

https://dailycaller.com/2020/04/19/stefan-halper-papadopoulos-fbi-russian-trubnikov-crossfire-hurricane/

While Halper was serving as an FBI informant, he inked $1.1 million in contracts with ONA for four studies on geopolitical events in Russia, China, and India. His offer to Papadopoulos closely matched his pitch to scholars for those studies, in which Halper paid scholars a small honorarium for analysis of geopolitical issues.

[Sounds like there were other Halper fraud setup ops]

[Melian]

Re A Bluetooth emitter could allow you to share your conquests on Facebook or Twitter during and after your sexual activity:

Hahah! Sounds like a Jeff Epstein pedo porno product.
That’s just wrong on so many levels.

[TheConservativeParty]

Since oil PPB is negative, will Trump, master of the art of the deal, fill the Strategic National Reserve, and the oil suppliers will pay him (us) to take the oil off their hands....:

Just sayin’ .......weird bizarro world

2:30pm central Crude Oil price negative $36.44

[Bigg Red]

::BTW, oil is now $10/barrel.
Think of that.

A Barrel of oil, is cheaper than a PINT of Nancy’s Ice Cream.::

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Meme-worthy

[Snowybear]

It’s no conspiracy. That’s what happens when you don’t have a software test organization to test before release.

Trust me, I know. It’s no longer the case either.

-SB

[darbymcgill]

will Trump, master of the art of the deal, fill the Strategic National Reserve,

He said last week the reserves were full...