[numberonepal]

Those are the May futures for oil nobody has capacity to take more right now.

OK, so now they'll PAY someone to take the oil?

[Richard Kimball]

Yeah, if you've got a hundred or so of these in your back yard, you could make a killing.

[Steven W.]

Overheard at Deep State Central earlier today:

Cuomo: Problem - I’m running out of Coronavirus victims.

NP: Oh no! We’re going to have to sign PPP!

BG: How can it be? Where’s Balmer when I need him. The Rona is losing its mojo!

GS: No Problem. I’m ready to crash the US oil market!