3 cups self rising flour
3 Tablespoons sugar
4 sticks of butter
13 12oz can of ice-cold beer
Crack open and chug two of the beers.
Mix the flour, butter, and sugar together. Chug two more beers.
Pour the flour slurry into a greased loaf pan. Pour two beers into a funnel and put the funnel into your mouth. Chug.
Bake 45-55 min at 350 degrees, setting the timer to go off in one minute increments and do a shot of beer every minute.
Chow down and pass out, being careful there is nobody nearby with a Sharpie.
Props to Donkey Odious for being a good sport. FReegards.