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Sorry, I need to vent. My house keeps beeping at me.
Dangus

Posted on 04/02/2020 8:42:29 PM PDT by dangus

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1 posted on 04/02/2020 8:42:29 PM PDT by dangus
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I’m with you, brother. I build all my communications and security equipment into our front hall coat closet. Because of all the electronics, I put a smoke detector in the ceiling of the closet. The smoke detectors are all AC connected, but the batteries still run down and the damn things beep.

A year ago we had one of those damnable brief “beeps” happening every few minutes. It took me HOURS to remember I’d put a smoke detector in the closet. We had, one by one, taken down all the smoke detectors in the bedrooms, hall, and living room without finding the culprit. Then I finally remembered I’d put one in the hall closet.

The “Marketing Requirements Documents” for these things must include a requirement: “Drive consumer insane with 100 millisecond beeps every five minutes.” They sure succeeded meeting that requirement!


2 posted on 04/02/2020 8:47:59 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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LOL! Nice post!


3 posted on 04/02/2020 8:48:26 PM PDT by ConservativeMind (Trump: Befuddling Democrats, Republicans, and the Media for the benefit of the US and all mankind.)
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Your old car will have the points foul out long before you catch up with anyone responsible. Also, most even vaguely recent reasonable quality appliances have manuals written in decent English. If it’s only in Japanese, either you bought the wrong thing or your Japanese appliance is appallingly old.

Also, get your hearing checked, you should be better able to locate the source of the beeping than what you have stated.

:P


4 posted on 04/02/2020 8:49:17 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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To: dangus

LOL! Excellent. :)


5 posted on 04/02/2020 8:52:54 PM PDT by Diana in Wisconsin (I don't have 'hobbies.' I'm developing a robust post-Apocalyptic skill set.)
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We had a power outage for about an hour today. About 10 minutes after the outage, one of my compact CyberPower UPS units started beeping. It was powered on, but nothing was plugged into it, so no power draw (I use it for my AC adapter for the laptop and external USB drives).

But instead of the typical two-beep signal or continuous beeping, it was a series of five quick beeps every minute or so. This was happening despite having set the unit to mute warning sounds.

A call to CyberPower tech support proved fruitless. The tech was unaware of any five beep sequence for this particular UPS (or any other one). It wasn’t in any of the documentation available to him. Thanks for the help. :eyeroll:


6 posted on 04/02/2020 8:53:36 PM PDT by CatOwner
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BUT WHICH 480-PAGE MANUAL DO I READ????


7 posted on 04/02/2020 8:53:50 PM PDT by dangus
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There are things that should beep and don’t. Most of them are black or dark gray. Clickers, key fobs, mice, small flashlights, thumb drives, external drives, chargers, my house slippers and my wallet. All these should light up as well as beep. It’s a big house and half the walking I do in it is while looking for stuff.


8 posted on 04/02/2020 8:54:05 PM PDT by Buttons12 ( Ready to move on and give the Dems Covfefe-'20!)
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My microwave beeps 4 times to signal the end of a cycle.

One would be sufficient.
Two would be tolerable.
Three are a bit much.

FOUR!!!!

And then it beeps at 5th time when I open the door to remove the finished item.

I have found no setting to change that.

Beep Beep Beep Beep

Beep!


9 posted on 04/02/2020 8:54:11 PM PDT by TomGuy
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I should note that after I turned off the unit, a second UPS in another room started with the same five beep sequence.


10 posted on 04/02/2020 8:54:43 PM PDT by CatOwner
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11 posted on 04/02/2020 8:55:27 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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Love this. Brought back a memory of years past. I was sitting on the porch waiting for my husband to come home. I was completely flustered and totally pissed. He pulls up, sees me sitting there and asks what's wrong. I tell him, the house is beeping.

Mind you this was about 30 years ago and we didn't have as many beepy things back then. Anyway, I had been looking for the source of this sound for hours. He comes in, hears the same thing, thinks it's in the ceiling so we take apart part of the ceiling and nothing is there.

Hours later we are sitting on the couch and finally notice it is my watch - sitting on the coffee table. Batteries are to low to make an audible beep so it's just been quietly beeping all day. Threw the damned thing away after that. Ugh.
12 posted on 04/02/2020 8:55:46 PM PDT by knak (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing)
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We had a loud high pitched horrible beeping "low battery" smoke detector after we moved here....one of the possible detectors is up in the vaulted ceiling....needs a very tall ladder to reach. Turns out it was a lower detector. Those ear piercing screeches are unpleasant for humans and dogs. I enjoyed your rant. 😅
13 posted on 04/02/2020 8:56:21 PM PDT by TheConservativeParty (MAGA)
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Well, 460 of those pages are disclaimers and foreign language versions anyway, so your potential reading task is much smaller.

Also, you can often go to the manufacturer web site and download the manual in searchable PDF. Makes it much easier. Only been around for 25 years or so...


14 posted on 04/02/2020 8:57:04 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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The sound of the timer on my oven drives me nuts.


15 posted on 04/02/2020 8:57:11 PM PDT by Tamatoa (Fight for our America, Fight for our Country I fought to defend!!!)
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Logged in just to thank you... great stuff! lol


16 posted on 04/02/2020 8:57:43 PM PDT by Openurmind (The ultimate test of a moral society is the kind of world it leaves to its children. ~ D. Bonhoeffer)
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I know, right? How the hell are you supposed to sneak melting chocolate chips onto peanut-butter bread in the middle of the night with that thing tattling on you?

My cell phone is even more stupid. If I go to church or something like that and try to turn the ringer down, it actually beeps to tell me that I tried to make it go quiet! WHO DOES THAT???!!! I finally found some setting to make it NOT do that, then I replaced the phone with another with the same manufacturer and the same operating system, but apparently a completely different way of telling it not to talk to me when I tell it to be quiet!!!!


17 posted on 04/02/2020 8:57:50 PM PDT by dangus
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Oh, that’s you? Ok, I’ll stop randomly flicking that wall switch that didn’t seem connected to anything.


18 posted on 04/02/2020 8:58:39 PM PDT by ctdonath2 (Interesting how those so interested in workERS are so disinterested in workING.)
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That was the sound indicating that you should stop being cheap and buy a UPS that isn’t trash like CyberPower’s product. (They relabel a lot of generic Chinese product and do little of their own development. Their gear is very suspicious.)

Tripplite, Eaton, APC.


19 posted on 04/02/2020 8:59:21 PM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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It’s the damn fire alarms.

And you can’t even tell which one it is. I went through all the trouble of replacing the battery in one only to find out it was the one in the next room that was beeping.


20 posted on 04/02/2020 8:59:38 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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