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COVID 19 JOKES
The source is US
| 3/30/2020
| By Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 03/30/2020 4:00:09 PM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: wastoute
families may learn to be families again.
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posted on
03/30/2020 6:31:15 PM PDT
by
gdc61
(LOL not.)
To: wastoute
“Nobody has contemplated nearly half the ways the world has changed.”
Five weeks ago I had never heard the term “social distancing” before.
Eight weeks ago I would have thought you were crazy to leave your mail unopened in the garage for a couple of days.
On Saturday I took TWO showers. Went to the post office to mail PPE stuff to extended family, came home, undressed in the garage, deconned the essentials and took a shower. It is such a hassle to go out anymore.
Get out of the shower. Voicemail from my wife. Can I go pick up Grandma’s medicine at the pharmacy. Sigh....
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posted on
03/30/2020 6:31:53 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
To: real saxophonist
ROFL! Wife will love that one!
123
posted on
03/30/2020 6:32:59 PM PDT
by
CodeToad
(Arm Up! They Have!)
To: gdc61
Stolen from another thread:
The dog says “12 days alone in the house. Now do you understand why I chew the furniture?”
124
posted on
03/30/2020 6:33:28 PM PDT
by
21twelve
(Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
To: Lazamataz
We need to keep our sense of humor
125
posted on
03/30/2020 6:33:58 PM PDT
by
Nifster
(I see puppy dogs in the clouds)
To: CodeToad
126
posted on
03/30/2020 6:34:41 PM PDT
by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: Lazamataz
Chuck Norris has the Corona Virus..........
..........IN A HEAD LOCK!!!
To: Okeydoker
A Grenade in the BurnBucket from time to time is a way of releasing the tensions and anxiety that has built up in a lot of people over the last few weeks. Yes the Sh@t flies in an unseemly manner for a few minutes and does appear in bad taste. However without it some people can be driven to the edge of despair without the health giving properties of a good laugh. After all, we may all have enough stress to contend with in the coming months, so sit back and have a medicinal laugh whist we all can.
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posted on
03/30/2020 6:37:14 PM PDT
by
moose07
(DMCS (Dit Me Cong San ) Life really does begin at forty. Until then, you are just doing research.)
To: McGruff
LOL. I can hear him saying that 😆 This is serious, but we have to stay strong and a good sense of humor helps!
129
posted on
03/30/2020 6:42:52 PM PDT
by
thesearethetimes...
(Had I brought Christ with me, the outcome would have been different. Dr.Eric Cunningham)
To: Jane Long
The Philadelphia area is gearing up to be ready to handle the potential influx of Covid -19 patients expected over the next couple weeks.
I am in awe of my co-workers and proud to be part of a health care system that is trying to meet the needs of the community. Almost everyone seems more pleasant and understanding. It is my honor to be a small part of the team.
To: Lazamataz; All
131
posted on
03/30/2020 6:57:41 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(It came from China)
To: Lazamataz
And if you are going out be sure to protect your vehicle.
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posted on
03/30/2020 7:02:47 PM PDT
by
McGruff
(It came from China)
To: Lazamataz
133
posted on
03/30/2020 7:12:00 PM PDT
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
To: Lazamataz
So the Texas governor announced that all travelers from California must be quarantined for 14 days upon arrival, no exceptions, or else face jailtime.
A reporter asked the governor if travelers from other states would be treated the same or differently for the remainder of the Coronavirus pandemic, whereupon the governor replied “Who said anything about Coronavirus?!”
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posted on
03/30/2020 7:13:01 PM PDT
by
Mudcat
(What would Reagan do?)
To: 21twelve
"...came home, undressed in the garage, deconned the essentials and took a shower. It is such a hassle to go out anymore."
I do the same thing. If this keeps up, I'm going to build a shower in my garage...
135
posted on
03/30/2020 7:19:46 PM PDT
by
Dogbert41
(Jerusalem is the city of the Great King!!!)
To: gdc61
136
posted on
03/30/2020 7:26:26 PM PDT
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: 21twelve
You have to learn how to survive in a contaminated world.
137
posted on
03/30/2020 7:27:08 PM PDT
by
wastoute
(Government cannot redistribute wealth. Government can only redistribute poverty.)
To: Lazamataz
138
posted on
03/30/2020 7:40:51 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
(Be strong & prosper, be weak & die! Stay true.... ~~ Donald J. Trump)
To: Lazamataz
139
posted on
03/30/2020 7:42:30 PM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: Lazamataz
140
posted on
03/30/2020 8:07:40 PM PDT
by
eldoradude
(Boycott Chinese made goods)
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