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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^
| March 23 2020
| Kane
Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase
A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter
TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: beverlyhills; california; conronavirus; coronaviruschallenge; darwinaward; darwinneedssacrifice; doesthislookinfected; gayshawnmendes; homosexualagenda; koalaoil; larz; molassessmiasma; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; stupid; tiktok; toilet; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; unghandmoose; windowlicker
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To: NicknamedBob
Squeezing a pocket of space within another pocket provides some advantages.
But it tends to get angry when it gets caught naked.
801
posted on
04/06/2020 8:47:08 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Tax-chick
Every iteration says hello.
802
posted on
04/06/2020 8:48:37 AM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
That explains the ringing in my ears!
803
posted on
04/06/2020 8:49:20 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
To: Tax-chick
804
posted on
04/06/2020 9:20:37 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Many types of panics are available to us now, so I am going to try and panic productively. ~Me ~)
To: ArGee; null and void
I wasn’t the one who said outside jokes were disallowed. But since Nully is busy chasing down COVID-19 threads, we’re safe for a while, I think!
805
posted on
04/06/2020 9:22:25 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Many types of panics are available to us now, so I am going to try and panic productively. ~Me ~)
To: Monkey Face
Like, where was everyone else?
806
posted on
04/06/2020 9:22:33 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
To: Tax-chick
Beats me... They didn’t notice, for sure!
I’m still waiting for the sun to shine somewhere than behind the clouds.
I still have to put clean sheets on the bed, but not right now...
807
posted on
04/06/2020 9:23:59 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Many types of panics are available to us now, so I am going to try and panic productively. ~Me ~)
To: Tax-chick
808
posted on
04/06/2020 10:22:03 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
To: ArGee; Tax-chick; Monkey Face; NoCmpromiz; Darksheare; NicknamedBob; no-to-illegals; Covenantor; ...
809
posted on
04/06/2020 10:25:44 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
To: Darksheare
810
posted on
04/06/2020 10:28:19 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
To: Darksheare
811
posted on
04/06/2020 10:28:21 AM PDT
by
Silentgypsy
(Call an addiction hotline and say you're hooked on phonics.)
To: Tax-chick
w00t!
Oh, and it could be more dark ages. You could have to hire a lad off the street to deliver it for you.
812
posted on
04/06/2020 11:59:25 AM PDT
by
ArGee
(I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
To: Silentgypsy
Hello.
It’s still Monday.
813
posted on
04/06/2020 12:00:29 PM PDT
by
ArGee
(I hate to thrust my Western cultural values on anyone, but maybe it's time to stop eating bats.)
To: ArGee
I could have sent a lad who was loafing on the sofa to walk over to her house, maybe 1-1/2 miles away, and leave it on the doorstep, but I’m pretty sure he’d have gotten lost.
Assuming the usual deliver of mail in these parts, I hope to have an email reply to my letter in a couple of days.
814
posted on
04/06/2020 12:03:01 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
To: Silentgypsy
Howya! It’s warm here, but I’m going to have a cup of tea anyway, like the English do, because I gave up diet cola for Lent.
815
posted on
04/06/2020 12:07:41 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
To: Silentgypsy
I’m around, I think.
Thanks!
816
posted on
04/06/2020 1:11:45 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
To: Darksheare
Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus, staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
An two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
817
posted on
04/06/2020 1:19:29 PM PDT
by
null and void
(By the pricking of my lungs, Something wicked this way comes ...)
To: null and void
818
posted on
04/06/2020 1:29:35 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(If you can't do something well, you won't do anything good.)
To: Monkey Face
I got my package from the bunneh. Oooooooh, nice!
Also, we’re going to have Spanish music on Sunday!!! I texted Asuncion and Rafaela (we can have only three ...), and I’ll find where I wrote down what we were going to sing back when we thought it would be a normal Easter.
819
posted on
04/06/2020 2:21:49 PM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(Scapegoating is a textbook coping mechanism.)
To: null and void
820
posted on
04/06/2020 2:53:37 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same.)
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