Heard a Dr. on TV saying in this time of Coronavirus, staying at home we should focus on inner peace. To achieve this we should always finish things we start and we all could use more calm in our lives.
I looked through my house to find things I’d started and hadn’t finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiumun srciptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.
Sned this to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum.
An two hash yer wands, stafe day avrybobby!!!
Excellent!
Lol
That’s almost as good as the Holiday Letter, and I say “almost” because that letter was from the ‘60s, so it came first.
I love this!! Please don’t ever lose your sense of humor!