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Idiot who licked toilets test positive
Citizen Free Press ^
| March 23 2020
| Kane
Posted on 03/24/2020 9:36:36 AM PDT by Rebelbase
A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter
TOPICS: Health/Medicine
KEYWORDS: beverlyhills; california; conronavirus; coronaviruschallenge; darwinaward; darwinneedssacrifice; doesthislookinfected; gayshawnmendes; homosexualagenda; koalaoil; larz; molassessmiasma; monkeyfacerules; penguinhumor; stupid; tiktok; toilet; undeadthread; undeadthreadhere; unghandmoose; windowlicker
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To: Tax-chick; ArGee; Monkey Face
I see. Humor often escapes me ....
Once I had that same problem. Got tired of taping posters in the neighborhood searching for it. Now I keep it on a short leash and a muzzle when out and about...turns out to be a real chick magnet.
I've become the Frank Perdue of the boulevard with little chickens following me everywhere. YMMV
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posted on
10/21/2020 5:42:06 AM PDT
by
Covenantor
(We are ruled...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who can not govern. " Chesterton)
To: Covenantor
My husband was interviewed for a job with Purdue Chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was running away from Frank Perdue!
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posted on
10/21/2020 5:56:47 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
To: Tax-chick; ArGee
Don’t feel too bad about that. I have a lot of days when the humor of a comment or situation escapes me. Which is why it seems sometime I’m ignoring those who crack jokes.
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posted on
10/21/2020 5:57:33 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." ~~ Thomas Jefferson ~~)
To: Monkey Face; ArGee; Covenantor
I’m surrounded by people who think they’re incredibly amusing. On those occasions when the Horde are expected to try to act like normal people, one of the elements is, “No attempts at humor are permitted.”
5,364
posted on
10/21/2020 6:00:54 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
To: Tax-chick; ArGee
I just spent nearly an hour on the phone changing over my medical coverage from the one I had to a cheaper one. YAY!
This time, the foreigner at the other end of the line was British, from London, who apologized for her accent. My response, “You have an accent?” She did laugh when I told her I used subtitles when I watched British films because of the regional dialects. She thought English subtitles on British films was a hilarious concept. Then I explained that it helped me to “hear” a dialect better, so it didn’t sound so strange when I heard it again.
Anyway, it’s done. I’m good for another year.
5,365
posted on
10/21/2020 6:20:51 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." ~~ Thomas Jefferson ~~)
To: Tax-chick
Humor may try to escape me, but apparently I just club it into submission.
5,366
posted on
10/21/2020 6:22:44 AM PDT
by
ArGee
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To: Tax-chick
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the armadillo how it was done.
5,367
posted on
10/21/2020 6:23:40 AM PDT
by
ArGee
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To: Monkey Face
Well, I don’t just crack jokes. I break them into itty-bitty pieces. That causes people to walk right by them.
5,368
posted on
10/21/2020 6:24:31 AM PDT
by
ArGee
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To: ArGee
Actually, I really like your sense of humor. There are just days that I don’t understand it and that’s my fault, not yours!
5,369
posted on
10/21/2020 6:27:07 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." ~~ Thomas Jefferson ~~)
To: Monkey Face; ArGee; Covenantor
As the sage Jimmy Buffett says, “If we couldn’t laugh, we would all go insane.”
Congrats on the insurance and your chat with a Darling Little Accent person.
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posted on
10/21/2020 6:32:32 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
To: Tax-chick
We have a new mini-floof in our house. She’s only 4-5 months old... A Calico-tabby. Apparently, relatively rare coloration...
She’s been in hiding for the last couple of weeks, but put in a brief appearance the other night. Our older cat, Belle, does not seem to be overly impressed with the new-comer...
To: Dead Corpse
How exciting! I hope she warms up to the rest of you soon.
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posted on
10/21/2020 6:57:55 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
To: Tax-chick
We actually bought a wifi enabled security cam to try to keep track of her...
I wanted to call her Jibakurei, or ‘earth bound spirit’, but we may shorten it to Ghost... Still haven’t decided.
To: Tax-chick
IIRC, he ended that little ode with, “If we weren’t all crazy we would all go insane.”
I could relevate to that.
5,374
posted on
10/21/2020 8:09:26 AM PDT
by
ArGee
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To: Dead Corpse
I wanted to call her Jibakurei, or ‘earth bound spirit’, but we may shorten it to Ghost... Still haven’t decided. I agree with Robert Redford in "An Unfinished Life." Why would you name a cat?
His granddaughter named it anyway.
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posted on
10/21/2020 8:10:48 AM PDT
by
ArGee
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To: Dead Corpse
Our science team coordinator has a cat that goes totally limp and lets the children carry it around. I think it has a name, but I call it DeadCat.
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posted on
10/21/2020 8:13:39 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
To: Dead Corpse; Tax-chick; ArGee; Covenantor
I like mini-floofs!
T-c, isn’t Shannon a calico-tabby?
Some floofs just need time to adjust and often the older floofs make their seniority known in unkind ways.
Sorry I missed your joke Covenantor. Some things just whiz right past me. :o|
5,377
posted on
10/21/2020 8:49:40 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
("When tyranny becomes law, rebellion becomes duty." ~~ Thomas Jefferson ~~)
To: Monkey Face; Dead Corpse
Shannon has some tabby sections, yes.
5,378
posted on
10/21/2020 9:14:03 AM PDT
by
Tax-chick
(A society that rejects children will die out and be replaced by one that values them.)
To: Tax-chick; Dead Corpse
My cousin used to torment the cat we grew up with. She would slide her arms under it’s chest/belly like a forklift and carry it around. I don’t know how she didn’t exsanguinate. That cat was cool.
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posted on
10/21/2020 9:18:22 AM PDT
by
ArGee
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To: Monkey Face; Covenantor
Sorry I missed your joke Covenantor. You didn't miss it. Check your shoe.
5,380
posted on
10/21/2020 9:19:48 AM PDT
by
ArGee
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