Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[Monkey Face]

Yes, it seems to be Monday in your neck of the woods, too!

I suspect, now that I’ve hung up the shirts, the rest of the work will be slow in happening.

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*tagline*

[Monkey Face]

Is this in the city? Or in the wild?

[ArGee]

It’s on FR. Someone was talking about a move over the weekend but I didn’t see the suggestion until this morning.

[Monkey Face]

Ah. Yes, I believe M Kehoe suggested the thread he was on had turned into an Undead Thread, and I asked if it might be time to move.

Apparently not, since we’ve only gotten 2000+ posts on this one so far.

[Tax-chick]

If I come back from cleaning the garage to find out that we’ve moved, that will be confusing!

[NicknamedBob]

Not to be deliberately unkind, but regarding your new tagline — could anything be more filled with errors without being automatically considered a new Democratic Presidential Contender?

[Monkey Face]

Go ahead. Be unkind. I don’t like the way it looked when I posted it. It was supposed to be a Martin Luther King quote. Not that I ever cared too much for him, but there were times he made sense. But then, even crazy people make sense once in a while, including me.

[Monkey Face]

I’ve done that. Except sometimes, I was sleeping when we moved and had no clue until the next day. And these days, lots of things are confusing. My brain seems to have gone walkabout.

[NicknamedBob]

"Go ahead. Be unkind."

"Deliberately unkind." Accidental unkindness is clumsiness; deliberate unkindness is being mean. I try to be careful about the difference.

You can use cut and paste to post in your tagline, but you have to strip out the punctuation. Punctuation marks use different coding in the tagline than in the posts themselves.

Remove the punctuation, copy and paste, then add the punctuation back in. Or, just type in the whole line -- it's not alowed to be very long.

P.S. By the way, Martin Luther King, Jr. was a Republican. Educated and well-spoken, he had many very good ideas, though admittedly most appear to have turned into shattered dreams.

[Darksheare]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-bloggers/3850552/posts

Not my fault

[Tax-chick]

Do you have unrelated alibi witnesses?

[Tax-chick]

On a break from the garage-cleaning. The floor will dry while we have lunch, and then we can start moving things back inside.

[NicknamedBob]

"Not my fault"

Accidental kindness is even more antithetical to my philosophy and chosen behaviors, but I can do it once in a while.

I've checked the geological designations, Darksheare.

I don't think you have a fault.

[Darksheare]

Bigfoot and the banshees will vouch for me.

[Darksheare]

“The floor will dry. Or it will feel wrath!”

[Darksheare]

I was worried for a moment.

[Monkey Face]

You really didn’t need to clarify, Bob. I know when you say something about my posts that its generally in a teaching manner, so I don’t get offended. I never know why the coding makes my posts look kindergartenish but when it happens, I try to delete them.

So thanks. And yes, I knew MLK, Jr was Republican and he did have many good ideas. A lot of people don’t give him credit for the good things he’s done and said — just focused on a few of them.

[Monkey Face]

Exactly the way I read it!

[Darksheare]

One never knows with floors.
Sometimes they get uppity and need to be reminded that the only time they aren’t only floors is in zero g environment, certain floods, a tornado, and certain hurricanes.

[Darksheare]

I can’t think of a tagline.