Idiot who licked toilets test positive

Citizen Free Press ^ | March 23 2020 | Kane

[Rebelbase]

A kid who licked toilets as part of the #CoronaVirusChallenge says he's now in the hospital with coronavirus. @gayshawnmendes was also just suspended from twitter

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Dumbass. Gay man, too, which means he could have hidden "co-morbities" lurking. Hopefully he survives.

Darwin's gonna be busy this year.

"You know we've told you before
"But you didn't hear us then
"So you still question why
"NO, YOU DIDN'T LISTEN AGAIN!!! *COUGH COUGH*"

Coronavirus DANG!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

More like a warning to others.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Hell, that might kill the virus. As for him being gay, it won’t cure him of that, so the co-morbities will linger.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

Butt coronavirus is a thing?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

SARS/MERS have links to aerosolized feces. There’s one report attributing a couple of hundred infections to one guy with “wet flatulence”.

There’s a study out there which shows a lot of the throat tests for the Wuhan Coronavirus were negative even after symptoms began to show, but 100% of stool tests for cases later confirmed showed a presence for the virus.

In that case, if I see some dude licking the ice cream in the store, I'll just fart in his face in case I already caught it from somewhere.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

It’s probably similar to the horn alarm sound from the Purge movies.

[TigersEye]

If Pelosi gets her windmills to fight coronavirus we’ll just have to tie this kid to one of those.

Round and round the windmill goes, where the toilet-licker lands nobody knows!

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

That gay fella standing next to her is undoubtedly cleaner than she is.

[Covenantor]

An I really the first to post

ESAD
re: original post ?

Can this really be the end?

[GOPsterinMA]

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[Darksheare]

Yes.
Welcome to how it all ends.
Idiots create super plagues by licking toilets.

[Darksheare]

That might actually work.

[TigersEye]

It can’t hurt us to try! ... As long as we don’t stand in the rotational plane of the blades. :)

[Covenantor]

Welcome to how it all ends.
Idiots create super plagues by licking toilets.

Well, since it makes no difference at this stage, can we send these fools to continue the job at bus stations. Really, what difference would it make to them?

[Darksheare]

We can give them complimentary cinnamon and tide pods to go with their toilet licking.
Sending them into Grand Central station is probably asking for a World Ender event, but I don’t see as there is much of a choice on it since they likely won’t learn until they’re patient zero of the zombie apocalypse.

[Darksheare]

With any luck their flailing will smack some of our surplus black vultures out of the sky.
Then maybe the red buzzards can repopulate.
Hmm..socially useful and environmentally friendly.

[Jane Long]

👍🏼

[TigersEye]

Are we short on red buzzards? Dang! First TP now this!

We’re going to get through this ... and when we do the buzzards will come back and they’ll come back stronger than ever!

[Covenantor]

Well since you brought up NYC, as a former resident I was thinking The Port Authority Bus Station with its legions of contagions.

;>)

[Darksheare]

Port Authority Bs station is a good starting location.
The seats on any metro north train as well.