Welcome to how it all ends.
Idiots create super plagues by licking toilets.
Well, since it makes no difference at this stage, can we send these fools to continue the job at bus stations. Really, what difference would it make to them?
We can give them complimentary cinnamon and tide pods to go with their toilet licking.
Sending them into Grand Central station is probably asking for a World Ender event, but I don’t see as there is much of a choice on it since they likely won’t learn until they’re patient zero of the zombie apocalypse.