[LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget]

Dabbing your anus with lavender oil and colloidal silver are at least twice as effective as saline and there are side benefits. You fart air freshener in the first case and anything and everything from (A)nal fissures to (Z)oster herpes are cured in the second.

[golux]

I suffer from a rare condition called Zachary's disease, and have been prescribed saline solution, oral, 50ml/day with food, for years by by doctor Dr. Wu, who, by the way, is Chinese.

The disease, he once told me, presents as: you face look zachary like you ass.

[Ponyexpress9790]

Not lavender oil-—thats a snake oil salesman’s trick,, it’s actually habanero oil, get your facts straight. / :)