Posted on 03/20/2020 8:17:48 AM PDT by Maceman
This dad breaks down the absolute mathematical absurdity of people panic buying toilet paper
[CAUTION FOR THE FAINT-HEARTED: This dad uses the "sh!t" word a lot, but purely for math purposes]
I’ll save you all some time - don’t waste it watching this very dumb video.
BWAHAAHAAA!!!
Post Of The Day!
What about those with hemorrhoids? They’ll have twice the square miles back there to wipe...
I’m not signing in to YouTube.
It was accurate. I’m sure it’s the naughty word that offends you. But factually he’s correct.
You don’t have too
That link takes me to a content warning and says sign in to view it.
Wow. Not to worry. It’s funny and factual but it’s only 50 seconds. He basically says calm down after a bunch of mathematical formulas proving you don’t need cases of toilet paper. He used the curse word four times. Some here don’t like it but since the president curses, I’m more accepting of it. Ha.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_5iXQFaPww Don’t Waste Your Coronavirus
Costco announced they will not take returns of toilet paper. So, the idiots who bought a year’s supply will just have to sit on it, so to speak.
That’ll wipe the smile off their faces.
He should have said “dump” instead of the s-word so it did not get censored.
His math is that, for the guy who bought 4 packs of 30-roll TP at costco, a family of 4 would have to take 187 dumps (collectively) using 20-sheets of TP per dump, in order to use up the 4 packs during a 14-day quarrentine.
Of course, if you wound up with a 2-month quarantine (whicn is not the assumption of the video, just my extension of his math), the math would be a lot difference, but that would still be 45 dumps a day for a family of 4, or 10 dumps a day per person.
Panic has nothing to do with logic or reason.
Guess what a lot of people are getting for Christmas presents this year? "Oh honey, a 30 roll pack of Charmin. Just what I always wanted!"
Yes, he uses the slang word for excrement. But his math is spot on. Calm down people, is basically his message. I thought it was funny.
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