1 posted on
03/13/2020 6:34:55 PM PDT by
Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase
And the jokes have never stopped since.
2 posted on
03/13/2020 6:35:51 PM PDT by
DannyTN
To: Rebelbase
Hey Beavis
Heh heh...heh heh
4 posted on
03/13/2020 6:38:21 PM PDT by
Jim Noble
(There is nothing racist in stating plainly what most people already know)
To: Rebelbase
I’ve known about it since....grade school science class.
To: Rebelbase
6 posted on
03/13/2020 6:39:33 PM PDT by
chris37
(China needs to held accountable for its bio-weapon.)
To: Rebelbase
The Discovery of Uranus...
You can do it too if you position a mirror just right.
7 posted on
03/13/2020 6:39:50 PM PDT by
seowulf
To: Rebelbase
Mayor Pete would find Uranus in 5 seconds
8 posted on
03/13/2020 6:40:25 PM PDT by
dp0622
(Radicals, racists Don't point fingers at me I'm a small town white boy Just tryin to make ends meet)
To: Rebelbase
Thanks for posting. With all the other stuff going on, it will be nice to see people jump on the opportunity for some low-grade humor.
To: Rebelbase
If it takes 15 minutes, you’re doing it wrong.
11 posted on
03/13/2020 6:44:39 PM PDT by
CheshireTheCat
("Forgetting pain is convenient.Remembering it agonizing.But recovering truth is worth the suffering")
To: Rebelbase
12 posted on
03/13/2020 6:48:05 PM PDT by
bigbob
(Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
To: Rebelbase
This thread could get out of hand, quickly.
14 posted on
03/13/2020 6:49:58 PM PDT by
gov_bean_ counter
(AOC the bartender would have had to work on the second floor at Miss KittyÂ’s saloon...)
To: Rebelbase
15 posted on
03/13/2020 6:50:05 PM PDT by
mewzilla
(Break out the mustard seeds.)
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Fry: Hey, as long as you don’t make me smell Uranus. (laughs)
Leela: I don’t get it.
Farnsworth: I’m sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all.
Fry: Oh. What’s it called now?
Farnsworth: Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you.
Fry: Hehe, no, no, I think I’ll just smell around a bit over here.
16 posted on
03/13/2020 6:52:44 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
(Mega prayers, Rush)
To: Rebelbase
According to him him folks couldn’t find it with both hands...took a guy with an “oboe” ::winkwinknudgenudge::
18 posted on
03/13/2020 7:00:10 PM PDT by
Adder
("Can you be more stupid?" is a question, not a challenge.)
To: Rebelbase
I’m not going anywhere near a “video of uranus”.
No way, no how.
21 posted on
03/13/2020 7:13:06 PM PDT by
Bullish
(Covfefe Happens)
To: Rebelbase
What do an Astronomer, and a Proctologist have in common? Both make their living looking at Uranus.
22 posted on
03/13/2020 7:13:24 PM PDT by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: Rebelbase
The Discovery of UranusThat would certainly explain the run on TP.
To: Rebelbase
That happened when my mother potty trained me.
26 posted on
03/13/2020 7:21:06 PM PDT by
fso301
To: Rebelbase
Just watch out for the Klingons.
27 posted on
03/13/2020 7:25:54 PM PDT by
mass55th
("Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway." ~~ John Wayne)
To: Rebelbase
I hope this becomes the longest thread on FR. Tired of thus wuhan virus threads for the past 3 days..
29 posted on
03/13/2020 7:41:43 PM PDT by
max americana
(Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy them crying)
To: Rebelbase
William Herschel wanted to name the planet after King George III but other astronomers insisted on a classical name like the other planets had.
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