[Red Badger]

"We all know that the Romans left a huge mark on Britain, fundamentally altering the British diet forever."

Don't blame the Romans!...............Ever wonde rwhy there are no British Restaurants?......Mexican, Japanese, Thai, French, Italian and German, but NO BRITISH!...................

[SunkenCiv]

[old joke, from the book of discontinued humor]

Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German , the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police are German, the administrators are Italian.