[old joke, from the book of discontinued humor]
Heaven is where the police are British, the lovers French, the mechanics German , the chefs Italian, and it is all organized by the Swiss.
Hell is where the chefs are British, the mechanics French, the lovers Swiss, the police are German, the administrators are Italian.
LOL!...................There’s no such thing as an ‘old joke’ if you’ve never heard it before.....Groucho Marx...................