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Russians Declare Election Too Chaotic For Them To Successfully Interfere (Satire Alert - Satire)
https://babylonbee.com ^ | February 25th, 2020 | Unknown

Posted on 02/26/2020 2:03:03 AM PST by Enterprise

MOSCOW—The Russians were excited once again for a U.S. presidential election in which they could interfere to sow division and discord, but their excitement soon turned to dismay when they found an election already too chaotic for them to follow.

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Evil leader of Russia and interferer of elections, Vladamir Putin, agreed. “In our wildest ambitions, we never would have tried to get a straight out Communist to win the nomination in a major U.S. party,” Putin said. “I don’t know how we’re supposed to interfere and add to that.” Putin hung his head sadly. “It’s like people don’t even need a Russia anymore.”

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; elections
What must the Russians think of these candidates. I truly wonder.
1 posted on 02/26/2020 2:03:03 AM PST by Enterprise
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To: Enterprise

They’re chomping on popcorn, washing it down with vodka, and enjoying the show.


2 posted on 02/26/2020 2:20:54 AM PST by radu (God bless our military men and women, past and present)
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To: Enterprise

Bernie reminds them of the good ole’ days in the USSR.


3 posted on 02/26/2020 2:44:56 AM PST by gattaca ("Government's first duty is to protect the people, not run their lives." Ronald Reagan)
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To: Enterprise

LOL a good bit of truth in that satire. “When your enemy is self-destructing, let them.”


4 posted on 02/26/2020 3:39:41 AM PST by NonValueAdded ("Sorry, your race card has been declined. Can you present any other form of argument?")
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To: NonValueAdded

‘Is like people don’t even need Russia any more...’

LOL!


5 posted on 02/26/2020 10:38:23 AM PST by Wildbill22 ( They have us surrounded again, the poor bastards- Gen Creighton William Abrams)
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