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Q: What did socialists use for light before candles?
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Posted on 02/21/2020 10:25:37 AM PST by Leaning Right
A: Electricity.
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: candles; socialists
Pass this along to your BernieBot socialist friends. They will be sure to appreciate it.
To: Leaning Right
Thanks. I already stole it. lol
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:26:49 AM PST
by
wattsgnu
To: Leaning Right
Yeah but your candles are free if you stand in the ration line all day for them.
To: Telepathic Intruder
I hear toilet paper is like Gold Bullion in some socialist countries
Stock up or strike out
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:28:59 AM PST
by
100American
(Knowledge is knowing how, Wisdom is knowing when)
To: Leaning Right
From today's Pookie's Toons post...
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:30:09 AM PST
by
Moltke
(Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building.)
To: 100American
Newspaper is easier to acquire and just filled with government propaganda anyway.
To: Moltke
Excellent! I missed that clip on FR. But I did see it somewhere else.
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:31:45 AM PST
by
Leaning Right
(I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
To: Leaning Right
bottled phosphorescent unicorn farts
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:32:17 AM PST
by
Bob434
To: Leaning Right; waterhill; ixtl
Heard this before but it is still funny. Or is it?
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:39:24 AM PST
by
Envisioning
(Carry safe, always carry, everyday, everywhere.)
To: Leaning Right
I don’t have any Bernie Bot Socialists friends
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:41:55 AM PST
by
sport
To: Leaning Right
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:41:57 AM PST
by
BunnySlippers
(I love BULL MARKETS!)
To: 100American
I hear toilet paper is like Gold Bullion in some socialist countries
Maybe Bloomie can explain to them how to plant corn for the cobs?
To: BunnySlippers
The way I heard it - it was Californians, and was out there at the time they had swathes of the state power grid shut off.
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posted on
02/21/2020 10:56:47 AM PST
by
John Milner
(Marching for Peace is like breathing for food.)
To: BunnySlippers
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posted on
02/21/2020 2:06:53 PM PST
by
jonrick46
(Cultural Marxism is the cult of the Left waiting for the Mothership.)
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