Posted on 02/18/2020 6:01:44 AM PST by COBOL2Java
When Bloomberg arrived at the race, he was shocked to see cars driving around at extremely unsafe speeds. With the help of police, Bloomberg began to pull aside all the cars and hand out tickets to the drivers. After enough hefty fines were handed out, all the NASCAR drivers were soon obeying the speed limit.
Isnt this good, clean, safe fun? Bloomberg asked the crowd, before turning to some cars to shout, No tailgating!
The crowd did not seem to share Bloombergs enthusiasm, as the 100,000 in attendance all began to boo him at once. After enough bribes were handed out, though, the booing was reduced to a low murmur.
Rofl
Every break seemed to have an ad from him
Excellent.
Good humor often contains a bit of truth and it’s certainly easy to foresee nanny Bloomberg doing this.
Superb. BB strikes again.
Im goin' to Disneyworld---gonna take a lap on the Speedway ride, maybe hit 20 MPH."
...here in Central Texas, a local country station has
started to run Bloomberg ads featuring the voice of
former (thank God for that....!) Obungo....Bloomberg
ads here in the heart of Texas....!!?? I’m of the
opinion that those ads are a total waste of money and
air time....!!!! MOLON LABE, Viginia...!!!
He needs to go to the Richmond short track.
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