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Pelosi Suffers Multiple Strains, Fractures While Ripping Up Trump's Speech
Babylon Bee ^
| 02/05/2020
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 02/05/2020 7:02:11 PM PST by BipolarBob
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Let's be better than them and pray she recovers quickly.
To: BipolarBob
It wasn’t a speech copy. It was a pink slip from soros.
To: BipolarBob
President Trump should have handed her the Constitution so the American public could watch her tear that up as well.
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:10:14 PM PST
by
HarleyD
To: BipolarBob
It would have been funny if Trump printed it on unrippable paper. Watching her trying to tear paper would have been a funny punk feom Trump!
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:15:57 PM PST
by
Bommer
(2020 - Vote all incumbent congressmen and senators out! VOTE THE BUMS OUT!!!)
To: Bommer
Ha Ha! From now on she will only get paper you can rip!
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:19:46 PM PST
by
Exit148
To: Bommer
What she did was illegal and unprecedented. There was no way to predict that she was going to do that.
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:21:20 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(Joe Biden: "We can't let Trump keep on making America great".)
To: BipolarBob
It’s not a crime to dispose of a spare copy of a document.
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:24:25 PM PST
by
dsc
(As for the foundations of the Catholic faith, this pontificate is an outrage to reason.)
To: BipolarBob
The strain is real. Never in the history of the House has a Speaker strained so hard against a President from the opposing party that he/she so publically prolapsed a colon for all to see.
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:27:07 PM PST
by
SERKIT
("Blazing Saddles" explains it all.......)
To: BipolarBob
I heard she got a paper cut on her turkey neck sagging skin and said Trump did it and tried to blame it on allahu akbar beloved immigrants.
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:36:05 PM PST
by
MtnClimber
(For photos of Colorado scenery and wildlife, click on my screen name for my FR home page.)
To: dsc
Go rip up one of the surviving copies of the Constitution and you’ll find out. This was THE copy given to the House of Reps and as such is to be archived.
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:37:54 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(Joe Biden: "We can't let Trump keep on making America great".)
To: BipolarBob
This was THE copy given to the House of Reps and as such is to be archived.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Right-O & since Nasty Nan ripped up the House copy Trump gave her, Kevin McCarthy personally went to Trump today & got another signed copy which he had the Clerk of the House enter into the record, to make sure it would be archived there for historical purposes.
Source of this little news nugget: McCarthy himself on Hannity tonight.
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:50:02 PM PST
by
Qiviut
(I love the smell of covfefe in the morning - coffee or napalm, depending on the day.)
To: BipolarBob
There’s a difference between an original of the Constitution and a xerox copy of a speech.
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:52:56 PM PST
by
dsc
(As for the foundations of the Catholic faith, this pontificate is an outrage to reason.)
To: HarleyD
"President Trump should have handed her the Constitution so the American public could watch her tear that up as well."
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posted on
02/05/2020 7:53:28 PM PST
by
Grampa Dave
(loMost so called Cures for most viruses are imaginary. It has been ride it out, to survive or die.)
To: BipolarBob
During the doctors' scans, they also discovered she had contracted Trump Derangement Syndrome. There is no known cure.Then quarantine her. Airlift her onto that Diamond Princess cruise ship anchored in Yokohama bay.
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posted on
02/05/2020 8:00:37 PM PST
by
sauropod
(If women are upset at TrumpÂ’s naughty words, who bought 80 million copies of 50 Shades of Grey?)
To: BipolarBob
It was a desperate move, but it worked. It’s been talked about as much as Trump’s speech and that’s why she did it.
Trump was murdering her and the Dems and she had to throw up something shiny to distract from that.
She pulled it off.
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posted on
02/05/2020 8:06:18 PM PST
by
SaxxonWoods
(Epstein pulled a Carradine, the bozo.)
To: BipolarBob; 100American; al baby; Allegra; BufordP; dp0622; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; ...
Next up: Break a leg, Nancy!
DANG!
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posted on
02/05/2020 8:11:00 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
To: dsc
I heard that it was the Official Copy, which is forbidden by law from destruction.
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posted on
02/05/2020 8:11:37 PM PST
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(Show me the people who own the land, the guns and the money, and I'll show you the people in charge.)
To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
“I heard that it was the Official Copy, which is forbidden by law from destruction.”
Well, that’s a horse of a different color.
Hard to imagine her being allowed to hold an official copy.
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posted on
02/05/2020 8:25:36 PM PST
by
dsc
(As for the foundations of the Catholic faith, this pontificate is an outrage to reason.)
To: BipolarBob
I was somehow reminded of the wicked witch of the west.
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posted on
02/05/2020 8:33:49 PM PST
by
Rapscallion
(Let Manafort go too.)
To: BipolarBob
Did they do a butthurt exam to see if her backside was all swollen and red? I bet it was and looked just like this.
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posted on
02/05/2020 8:53:54 PM PST
by
Boomer
('Democrat' is now synonymous with 'corrupt')
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