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Have the Democrats lost the ability to fix elections? (spoof/humor)
4-Feb-2020 | Vanity

Posted on 02/04/2020 7:09:37 AM PST by topher

Have the Democrats lost the ability to fix elections?

What has the world come to that the Demon Democrats cannot even fix the 'Iowa Caucuses'?

What has become of the party of slavery? Where is the party of Segregation? Where is the party of political correctness?

Why can't corrupt-ABC-fake-news fix it?

Why can't corrupt-NBC-fake-news fix it?

Where is corrupt-CBS-fake-news 2 hour special to fix this?

Where are the Hill-Billy corrupt Clintons when you need them?

Where is Obama-mess in all of this?

Is corrupt-Joe Biden bankrupt and has no more BRIBE MONEY?

Is the Hunt on for Hunter-da-klutz Biden?

Is Peter Pan's Tinker Bell upset at fairy-Pete for giving fairies a bad name?

Will Donald Trump have fun with the Demon-rat Democrats tonight at the State of the Union?


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: popcorn
Is this the 'day the music died.'
1 posted on 02/04/2020 7:09:37 AM PST by topher
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To: topher

Oh and while the king was looking down
The jester stole his thorny crown
The courtroom was adjourned
No verdict was returned


2 posted on 02/04/2020 7:15:17 AM PST by RckyRaCoCo (Please Pray For My Brother Ken)
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To: topher

Putin really out did himself in Iowa. Assured Trump
will win re-election.


3 posted on 02/04/2020 7:17:36 AM PST by Oldexpat (Stand strong VA.)
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To: Oldexpat
Putin really out did himself in Iowa. Assured Trump will win re-election.

Putin ad his Russian Spy Gabbard.

4 posted on 02/04/2020 7:18:50 AM PST by 1Old Pro
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To: topher

Too many diversity hires. Gotta have a few slaves who can be guilted into doing most of the work.


5 posted on 02/04/2020 7:19:08 AM PST by Bayard
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To: topher

Trump should put out a tweet: “Toldja ya shouldn’t have impeached me!”


6 posted on 02/04/2020 7:19:50 AM PST by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: Oldexpat

We all need to send messages to our local network affiliates and ask WHY IS NO ONE INVESTIGATING THE RUSSIAN INTERFERENCE IN IOWA?

LOL


7 posted on 02/04/2020 7:20:00 AM PST by NEMDF
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To: topher

The Dems are now going after booty-judge for declaring victory.

I wouldn’t doubt that this was SUPPOSED to be the outcome, but too many precinct reps have records of Bernie turnout to psuh the narrative.

And the last thing the Dems want is a completely obvious fake election.


8 posted on 02/04/2020 7:20:43 AM PST by struggle
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To: topher

Hardly a joke.

They may have just exposed WHY we cannot trust electronic voting.

People need to run with this in vote fraud prevention.


9 posted on 02/04/2020 7:21:13 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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ROTFLOL......beautiful.


10 posted on 02/04/2020 7:25:16 AM PST by Liz (Our side has 8 trillion bullets; the other side doesn't know which bathroom to use.)
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To: topher

Well, they fixed Iowa so Bernie wouldn’t win. Again! So the short answer is no.


11 posted on 02/04/2020 7:39:28 AM PST by Phlap (REDNECK@LIBARTS.EDU)
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To: metmom
What comes to mind is 'Will Rogers'. He brought laughter to people but also he was a social commentator.

He knew, in my opinion, how to poke fun at people to provide laughter but also the NEED for social change.

More people in the US need God in their lives.

I hope people will fight against VOTE FRAUD because of what has happened in Iowa.

12 posted on 02/04/2020 8:06:51 AM PST by topher
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To: topher

Me, too.

I keep praying that God would expose what the dems are really all about and would prevent vote fraud in the upcoming elections.

It looks like that prayer is getting answered.

They are self-destructing for the whole world to see.


13 posted on 02/04/2020 8:08:45 AM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith...)
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Apparently the DHS offered to test the app, and was rebuffed. Such testing likely would have exposed the built-in ‘gaming’ functions of the app to swing votes to a selected candidate.


14 posted on 02/04/2020 8:14:27 AM PST by RideForever (Epstein was murdered)
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What the Democrats have lost control of is their voters.

Their voter base has gone full-on Commie. That’s not where the leadership is. They want to talk a good game about wealth redistribution to get votes, but don’t want the gravy train of corporate and Wall Street donations to stop.

They are finding out that the days when they could have their cake and eat it too are OVER.


15 posted on 02/04/2020 9:23:54 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
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No Citizenship Proof Required for Voter ID at DMV?
Townhall.com ^ | February 2, 2020 | M.D. Kittle

posted in the Free Republic site
MADISON — The Wisconsin Department of Transportation wants everyone to know that getting a free ID for voting is easy.

Maybe too easy.

The DOT page detailing the Wisconsin ID card petition process advises individuals seeking a voter ID card to provide the Division of Motor Vehicles with the usual identifying information — a birth certificate, Social Security card, proof of Wisconsin residency (utility bill, government mail, etc.), and proof of U.S. citizenship.

“If you don’t have all or any of these, you can still get an ID for voting,” the web page assures.

Really? Even if you don’t have proof of U.S. citizenship and Wisconsin residency? The policy language seems to suggest as much, and the confusion has raised some concerns.

But DMV officials insist that non-citizens applying for voter ID will not receive a card, and will not be allowed to vote. Applicants are asked to bring to the DMV office whatever documentation they may have. They are then asked to fill out two forms. Those who are cleared to vote will receive a photo ID document in the mail that they can use in time for voting.

The onus is on DMV investigators to track down the applicant’s qualifying voter ID documents. All that legwork is compliments of activist courts that demanded layers of “protections” in Wisconsin’s voter ID law. In so doing, they made the DMV the de facto Wisconsin Elections Commission.

Sen. Steve Naas (R-Whitewater) was on the legislative committee that dealt with the court-ordered requirements. The idea was to protect voters — most often elderly voters — who may not have a birth certificate or other key identification.

“In two cases I know, the courthouse where the birth certificate was burned down,” said Nass aide Mike Mikalsen. “What that language (on the DOT website) entails is what the court requires, that it’s not on citizens to hire detectives and investigators to dig up that material … The staff at the DMV goes through and tries to verify and backtrack that information.”

It can be a very time-consuming process. But is every DMV investigator so dedicated to verifying voter information?

A state government employee with inside information on the process tells Empower Wisconsin that there’s no way to truly test that diligence. While Republican Gov. Scott Walker made voter ID a key part of his tenure in office, his successor, Democrat Gov. Tony Evers has proposed driver’s licenses for illegal immigrants and last year he issued an executive order requiring the DOT to make a plan to increase access to DMV facilities that distribute voter ID cards.

“It’s not the DOT, it’s the courts that mucked this up,” the government insider said. And Evers’ policies could weaken voter integrity protections further.

I posted this on 1/18/20 in Wisconsin state page in FR
Dodge county Beaver Dam WDOT offices opened with long lines of suspected illegals today Sat 1/18/20 before Monday holiday and are handing out free Wisconsin Voter ID’s . Place loaded with signs reading no birth certificates required.


16 posted on 02/04/2020 9:33:25 AM PST by mosesdapoet (mosesdapoet aka L,J,Keslin posting here for the record hoping somebody might read and pass around)
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To: Oldexpat
Putin really out did himself in Iowa. Assured Trump will win re-election.

I've been reading FR {off and on} since 6:00 AM and you win...POST OF THE DAY.

I am the official judge of POST OF THE DAY, and you get it, but come on over and clean the snot and coffee that came through my nose off of my keyboard.

Thank God I saved my last keyboard, time for a switch for repairs.

17 posted on 02/04/2020 9:57:31 AM PST by USS Alaska (NUKE THE MOOSELIMB, TERRORISTS, NOW!)
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