Iranian cleric says US only has fictional heroes like SpongeBob and Spider-Man

Business Insider ^ | January 6, 2019 | Sahar Esfandiari

[Trump20162020]

An Iranian cleric, Shahab Moradi, said Iran would struggle to hit back against the US by striking a parallel figure to Maj. Gen. Qassem Soleimani because the US has only "fictional" heroes.

In the clip, Moradi says:

"In your opinion, if anyone around the world wants to take their revenge on the assassination of Soleimani and intends to do it proportionately in the way they suggest — that we take one of theirs now that they've got one of ours — who should we consider to take out in the context of America?

"Think about it. Are we supposed to take out Spider-Man and SpongeBob? They don't have any heroes. We have a country in front of us with a large population and a large landmass, but it doesn't have any heroes. All of their heroes are cartoon characters — they're all fictional."

[Army Air Corps]

That Iranian dipstick has NO idea.

[PGR88]

[sphinx]

America has fictional heroes? Ok, maybe they should bomb Disney.

We should encourage this.

[ETCM]

Says the guy who worships an invisible man who has been hiding at the bottom of a well for over a thousand years...

[Grampa Dave]

He is talking about the drugged out snowflakes, who don’t know what sex they are, and they hate America/Trump 24/7.

Their IQ might be 60 on a good day, if they haven’t been triggered.

Abortion and Gorebull warming/Climate change are their religions.

[Stosh]

Whoever this goober is, he’d best make sure he stays at least two miles downrange from Carlos Hathcock (or whoever his contemporary equivalent is).

[Covenantor]

Seems to be a common trait among fundamentalist jihadi asshoe men, watching children’s cartoons. Wasn’t Osama tuned into tv cartoons during the surprise party?

[dfwgator]

I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers, myself.

[RckyRaCoCo]

“I was always kinda partial to Roy Rogers, actually”

[polymuser]

Hey Moradi, here’s one of many, many American heroes, RPA Pilot Officer Smith...

Now look up and smile real pretty!

[cymbeline]

We don’t have many Marlboro Men in our media presentations.

[P-Marlowe]

Sponge Bob would mop the floor against their Mohammed Man.

[HombreSecreto]

Chuck Norris, please pick up the white courtesy phone...

[job]

They’ve got it wrong anyway, it is Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

[dfwgator]

[PIF]

a young heir of Islam tossed down a well will return as the Twelfth Imam and rule the world

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Not rule the world - that’s the Sunni vision, the 12th Imam brings all to Islam and then all are brought to Paradise and the human race will then be extinct.

[Songcraft]

"Jane Fonda is a true American Hero! It would hurt us a whole lot if the Irans killed her. Serious."

Likewise, it would really hurt a whole lot if they somehow got our own Prophet Mo-adam!

      

[Mr. Mojo]

Orange Man is quite real, as Moradi has no doubt concluded by now.

[polymuser]

Moradi, these are real American heroes:

Adam Schiff
Nancy Pelosi
Jerry Nadler
Chris Wallace
Rachel Maddow
Don Lemon
Jane Fonda
Robert DeNiro
Kathy Griffin

[clearcarbon]

"Iranian cleric says US only has fictional heroes like SpongeBob and Spider-Man

Shahab Moradi must have met fictional hero john kerry.