Posted on 01/03/2020 1:19:57 PM PST by ransomnote
NEWSMadonna Leaves US, Moves to Socialist Portugal to ‘Protest Trump’
oh noes!!!!
>>”Who the busts are?”
So that’s not her office, but she’s probably signing a guest book of some kind. That desk looks like glorious marble, so somewhere expensive. Even if the busts aren’t.
Thought it was worth sharing the whole speech...If you can, watch it because the expressions on the audience faces are priceless
Hello and welcome to the 77th annual Golden Globe Awards, live from the Beverly Hilton Hotel here in Los Angeles. I’m Ricky Gervais, thank you.
You’ll be pleased to know this is the last time I’m hosting these awards, so I don’t care anymore. I’m joking. I never did. I’m joking, I never did. NBC clearly don’t care either — fifth time. I mean, Kevin Heart was fired from the Oscars for some offensive tweets — hello?
Lucky for me, the Hollywood Foreign Press can barely speak English and they’ve no idea what Twitter is, so I got offered this gig by fax. Let’s go out with a bang, let’s have a laugh at your expense. Remember, they’re just jokes. We’re all gonna die soon and there’s no sequel, so remember that.
But you all look lovely all dolled up. You came here in your limos. I came here in a limo tonight and the license plate was made by Felicity Huffman. No, shush. It’s her daughter I feel sorry for. OK? That must be the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to her. And her dad was in Wild Hogs.
Lots of big celebrities here tonight. Legends. Icons. This table alone — Al Pacino, Robert DeNiro … Baby Yoda. Oh, that’s Joe Pesci, sorry. I love you man. Don’t have me whacked. But tonight isn’t just about the people in front of the camera. In this room are some of the most important TV and film executives in the world. People from every background. They all have one thing in common: They’re all terrified of Ronan Farrow. He’s coming for ya. Talking of all you perverts, it was a big year for pedophile movies. Surviving R. Kelly, Leaving Neverland, Two Popes. Shut up. Shut up. I don’t care. I don’t care.
Many talented people of color were snubbed in major categories. Unfortunately, there’s nothing we can do about that. Hollywood Foreign press are all very racist. Fifth time. So. We were going to do an In-Memoriam this year, but when I saw the list of people who died, it wasn’t diverse enough. No, it was mostly white people and I thought, nah, not on my watch. Maybe next year. Let’s see what happens.
No one cares about movies anymore. No one goes to cinema, no one really watches network TV. Everyone is watching Netflix. This show should just be me coming out, going, "Well done Netflix. You win everything. Good night." But no, we got to drag it out for three hours. You could binge-watch the entire first season of Afterlife instead of watching this show. That’s a show about a man who wants to kill himself cause his wife dies of cancer and it’s still more fun than this. Spoiler alert, season two is on the way so in the end he obviously didn’t kill himself. Just like Jeffrey Epstein. Shut up. I know he’s your friend but I don’t care.
Seriously, most films are awful. Lazy. Remakes, sequels. I’ve heard a rumor there might be a sequel to Sophie’s Choice. I mean, that would just be Meryl just going, "Well, it’s gotta be this one then." All the best actors have jumped to Netflix, HBO. And the actors who just do Hollywood movies now do fantasy-adventure nonsense. They wear masks and capes and really tight costumes. Their job isn’t acting anymore. It’s going to the gym twice a day and taking steroids, really. Have we got an award for most ripped junky? No point, we’d know who’d win that.
Martin Scorsese made the news for his controversial comments about the Marvel franchise. He said they’re not real cinema and they remind him about theme parks. I agree. Although I don’t know what he’s doing hanging around theme parks. He’s not big enough to go on the rides. He’s tiny. The Irishman was amazing. It was amazing. It was great. Long, but amazing. It wasn’t the only epic movie. Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, nearly three hours long. Leonardo DiCaprio attended the premiere and by the end his date was too old for him. Even Prince Andrew was like, “Come on, Leo, mate.You’re nearly 50-something.”
The world got to see James Corden as a fat pu-sy. He was also in the movie Cats. No one saw that movie. And the reviews, shocking. I saw one that said, "This is the worst thing to happen to cats since dogs." But Dame Judi Dench defended the film saying it was the film she was born to play because she loves nothing better than plunking herself down on the carpet, lifting her leg and licking her a-s. (Coughs) Hairball. She’s old-school.
It’s the last time, who cares? Apple roared into the TV game with The Morning Show, a superb drama about the importance of dignity and doing the right thing, made by a company that runs sweatshops in China. Well, you say you’re woke but the companies you work for in China — unbelievable. Apple, Amazon, Disney. If ISIS started a streaming service you’d call your agent, wouldn’t you?
So if you do win an award tonight, don’t use it as a platform to make a political speech. You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg.
So if you win, come up accept your little award, thank your agent, and your god and f—k off. It’s already three hours long. Right, let’s do the first award. The first award?
>>Madonna Leaves US, Moves to Socialist Portugal to ‘Protest Trump’
WINNING!
Maybe he has intelligence that they are hiding weapons etc there under the religious cover...
He may have been signaling that we know.
whoa...that’s a different question
I was thinking more like black and white
Some are asking what the “MB” stands for in Qanon post 947. MB= Manda Bay or Military Base. Q predicted Al Shabab terrorist group in Kenya would attack the US Military Base in Manda Bay in response to US Mil taking out Soleimani. Huge Q proof. Project Lookitn Glass at work
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I think we thought at the time, that MB was Muslim Brotherhood.
>>it is the plane my nephew flies
That is seriously exciting. Congratulations to your nephew and thank him for his service, please.
My take is the Iraqi parliament is owned lock stock and barrel by the Iranians, and this is an escalation, see what else I can do, sort of thing. Shouldn’t be too surprising, apparently they own a significant portion of OUR ‘parliament’ too.
“Madonna Leaves US, Moves to Socialist Portugal to ‘Protest Trump’”
Probably trying to escape the storm.
Another one that might be doing the same thing:
David Hasselhoff ditching the States – for a sheep farm in Wales
>>there is a lot going on there, and in the entire region of the South Sahara which is poorly covered in the MSM
Thank you for the reminder. It’s so easy to only focus on what’s hot in the main stream press.
I watched one of them. It was about a guy who memorized prices to go on “The Price is Right” game show. Free to watch on Netflix.
It was recommended to me so I watched it. Seemed innocent enough. But they announced “MKULTRA Productions” right at the start (Kind of a shock to hear that) and I watched to see if it was in the credits also. It was.
Nothing overtly scandalous that I could see. Of course it’s Hollyweird, so who knows? But VERY interesting choice of a name for a production company.
THIS man was an impostor in every sense of the word. He was not American. He was not here to serve American interests. He was a foreigner, positioned ever so carefully to take the reins when the time was just right (all the other game pieces in the right places). This is the pivot point from which all investigations should originate, because understanding who he was, why he was here, and who helped him, unravels the story for us.
Are those camps where the Somali traitorous ‘squad’ originate from? Send em back & put them on the front lines.
Knocking out essentially their defense minister could be concerning. Fortunately, it was not an attack on Iran as the man was not in Iranian territory, indeed he was in territory where he had no (legitimate) business being.
He must use as much botox as Nancy P.
Really brilliant.
POTUS knows these people are stupid.
They worship a 40 foot Owl.
In the comments, a single shoe on a bench means there is a child for sale. Sick, sick world, but we cannot fight what we do not know.
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