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1 posted on 12/21/2019 5:14:36 AM PST by sodpoodle
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Two blondes are walking on opposite sides of a creek.

One says to the other, “Hey! How do you get to the other side?”

The other replies, “You idiot! You’re already on the other side!”


2 posted on 12/21/2019 5:49:29 AM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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The last man begins groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What's wrong?” the others ask. “I work for 7 Up!”

At least he didn't work for 31 Flavors.

3 posted on 12/21/2019 5:59:17 AM PST by Fiji Hill
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4 posted on 12/21/2019 6:00:55 AM PST by real saxophonist (Never let Sean Connery teach your dog to Sit!)
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He could have owned an Infinity .


5 posted on 12/21/2019 6:01:53 AM PST by Raycpa
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LOL!!!!


6 posted on 12/21/2019 6:17:34 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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christmas-tree-fainted
7 posted on 12/21/2019 6:18:38 AM PST by SkyDancer ( ~ Just Consider Me A Random Fact Generator ~ Eat Sleep Fly Repeat ~)
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