The Istanbul vitamin bar owner on 'S-400' coctail: the missiles are protecting Turkey and cocktail protects own patrons' health.

Gunes ^ | December 19, 2019 | Yasam Haberleri

[NorseViking]

A vtamin bar in Istanbul's Kadikoy neighborhood offers its patrons the chance to relax with a fruity cocktail called "S-400". The owner Ramazan Kucuk told Gunes reporter about how the idea was born. He said everyone in Turkey is excited about the purchase of advanced SAM and people are talking about it every day. To exploit it we decided to create a cocktail with the same name. The air defense system is reliably protecting Turkish skies from owr enemies and our blend protects the health of our customers. This smoothie has attracted much attention. Our clients love it so much.

The air defence system s-400 purchased by Turkey from Russia from day to day takes more and more space in everyday life of the Turkish people. Previously a resident of Bursa placed the model of the air defense system s-400 as a decoration on his car. Now a vitamin bar on Baharia Avenue which is the busiest in the Asian side of Istanbul is selling an s-400 fruit cocktail.

The owner of the vitamin bar called "Vitaminhane" Ramazan Kucuk and his barman Mohammed Bey told the story of fruit cocktail "s-400". It includes the following ingredients: pineapple, banana, pomegranate, Apple and orange juice. Never before for our fruit cocktails we used such a great name they said.

[NorseViking]

[faithhopecharity]

I don’t object to a vitamin cocktail. The other part needs to be removed!

[HighSierra5]

I can’t stand Turkey.

[House Atreides]

Nobody can contest that since the purchase of the S-400 air defense system, the massive and widespread aerial bombardment that Turkey was undergoing ceased immediately. Now the Turks can crawl out of the basements of their bombed out residences and resume ordinary life.

What? You can’t recall this aerial bombing campaign? Well have some S-400 drinks well-fortified with Raki and maybe you’ll start to see it. /sarc

[NorseViking]

There are mighty nations of Israel and Armenia nearby inhabited by particularly vicious people from Turkish point of view. They never know... :)

[norwaypinesavage]

This is the same S-400 system that was protecting Syria that mysteriously went blind while Israeli F-16 jets were bombing targets in Syria. Good luck Turkeys.

[Flick Lives]

I can’t stand Turkey.

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Well, then try the lamb. It’s quite good.

[PIF]

I can’t stand Turkey.

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Living there is a blast ... if you like the 14th century with a dash of the 20th:
do not venture into the countryside alone;
do no go to Turkey if you are a single unescorted female;
do not commit a crime in Turkey of any sort - pick pocketing on 2nd offense earns you a chance to personally enjoy the wonders of thumb screws ...
do not do it three times ...

[PIF]

S-400 system that was protecting Syria that mysteriously went blind

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per agreement between Bibi and Putin

[Rappini]

We had better keep an eye on the 50 Nuclear bomb’s stored at Cirlik AB.

[Rappini]

We had better keep an eye on the 50 Nuclear bomb’s stored at Cirlik AB.

[Rappini]

We had better keep an eye on the 50 Nuclear bomb’s stored at Cirlik AB.

[Rappini]

We had better keep an eye on the 50 Nuclear bomb’s stored at Cirlik AB.

[bgill]

It’s all good until a missile lands on his shop.